I was about to close the shop when I felt someone in front of me, something it was one of those aliens. I don't think she had wings, but she had cotton candy-like pink skin with cotton candy-like hair. She was dressed usually, at least in my eyes. Which was a good thing, but her actions were anything but normal as her wet tongue slowly slid across my neck. I grew a disgusted look as I slowly pushed her away. Trying to hide the fact that it slightly turned me on.

"Personal space Pinkie!"

She gasped in an overly dramatic way. "You know my name!

"Wait, that's your actual name?" I asked, my eyes widened. "And I thought Rainbow Dash and Daring Do's names were bad.."

"Well, my real name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but my friends call me Pinkie Pie. It's still shocking that you know my name, though. " She said it all in one breath: "Hey, do you like parties? I love parties. I can give you a first-contact alien party, or if you come to Equestria, I can throw you a welcome to planet Equestria party, you sexy hunk of a stallion."

"Wait, what?

"Wait, what?" Pinke asked, blinking.

"Did you call me sexy?"

"Did I? I don't know. I say a lot of things, but you are like candy." Pinkie said with a megawatt grin, "Hey, hey, hey. I know what would happen if I turned you into cake and ate you?"

I flinched slightly.

"You can do that?"

"I dunno, I never tried. Here, hold on, let me." She concentrated, scrunched up her face, and looked highly constipated. Nothing had happened before she tilted her head up. "Ah, ah, ah, CHOO! " She zoomed back a couple of meters. Whoops, I guess I can't do that."

I let loose a small breath I didn't know I was holding. I honestly didn't know if the aliens could turn people into candy, but I knew nothing about them, so

She appeared in front of me, licking my neck gently; I shuddered, "Pinkie...personal space and don't lick a man's neck like that. It is inappropriate."

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you hated it." Pinkie said with a grin, "If I would have known any better, I would think you like my tongue on your-"

"Pinkie!"

"Fine, fine..." She...bounced away and looked around the room, "Hey, isn't this a library?"

"Well, yeah, it's my library. It's small, but it is something many people go through," I said, scratching my head.

"This reminds me of Twilight's library."

"Twilight?"

"Yeah, she is the new pony in town," Pinkie Pie grinned. "I was planning on throwing her a party, too, but I accidentally fell through a mirror, tripping over something at home."

"Make sense," I said with a nod. It didn't make sense, but that's okay. I wasn't trying to argue with an alien.

"So...Pinkie Pie..."

"Yeah, stud?"

"Pinkie, as I had told Rainbow Dash, I am a skinny ass man; I am no stud."

"You met Rainbow dash?" She gasped, then tilted her head "Wait what does skinny have to do with anything." Pinkie tilted her head, "Unless..." She dead a dramatic gasp effect, "Unless most women prefer men strong and tall enough for them to be easier to be taken care of...you don't have to worry about that; in our world, stallions are the ones in need to be taken care of...not the other way around! OOh Oh, Oh! If you ever come to Equestria, I can give you a nice herd! I know a lot of mares who are single and would like a sexy stallion like yours as a hubby; oh, oh! I can be your first mare right right right oooh this is so exciting I-"

"PINKIE!" I shouted, slightly flustered, "I barely understand anything of what you just said; you're talking too fast. You're kind and considerate, but I do not need a herd. Assuming herds mean what I think they mean, I can barely handle one woman."

"Women? Oh, I guess you mean the girls of humankind." Pinkie chirped; how did she...know "Oh, don't worry about that; as I said, we will take care of you; you're the one that needs protecting and caring and-"

"Pinkie...I am going to have to stop you right there." I said, getting closer; Pinkie's breath caught in her throat slightly as we were practically nose to nose, "Oh."

"Does it look like I need to be taken care of?" I asked with narrowed eyes.

"Oh yes, very much so..." Pinkie replied breathlessly...

"Does it look like I need a mare of all people? I am starting to assume that is what you call the women of your kind to take care of me?"

"No." Pinkie muttered, "I think you need more than just to be taken care of..."

I stared at her flatly, "Pinkie..."

Pinkie slowly pushed me to the wall...pinning me gently, "You need to be more than just taken care of..." Pinkie grinned a megawatt grin, "Just stay still and let Mommy do the rest."

I struggled as she began to place gentle kisses down my neck, followed by a swift lick from her tongue back up my neck across my cheek.

"Pinkie..." I growled, struggling, as she pressed her lips across mine, causing me to freeze once again; Rainbow Dash was the only person ever to be bold enough to do such a thing. Also, Why did her lips taste so much like cotton candy?

"Oh, just relax..." Pinkie teased, her hand traveling down my body, teasing my nipples gently, causing me to groan slightly, "Let Mommy take care of you."

I struggled. Pinkie was powerful; I tried to think of a distraction, trying not to shudder or groan more to give her any satisfaction; yeah, I liked it; yeah, these mares they called themselves were giving me attention no human women would ever do but, but I don't just do this to anyone no matter how hot the person was.

Wait a minute...

"Er...Pinkie...don't you have a party to plan at home?" I asked, hoping this would work,

Her eyes widened, "Oh my gosh, I almost forgot, thank you!"

She gave me a passionate kiss once more before blinking out of sight; I blinked

...what...

There was a small gust of wind, so I assumed she just went too fast for my eyes actually to process, which was worrying in itself; I really think that is enough alien stuff for one day.

Author's Note

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