The Pres- Mayor of Ponyville!

One day, Applejack was elected as the mayor of Ponyville. It was nice, for awhile. Telling the truth is always a good thing to do, but sometimes, you have to learn to stretch the truth.

Twilight: Applejack, we need to discuss your position as mayor.

Applejack: Yeah sugarcube, what about it?

Twilight: Although it is nice you are honest, sometimes you add unnecessary things.

Applejack: Like...?

Twilight: You told off Rarity yesterday.

Applejack: What can I do, she was asking for it!

Twilight: Uh-huh, we'll have a conference with the the others tomorrow at noon.

~The Next Day, 10 AM

Twilight: Rarity, I would like a few of your opinions.

Rarity: Sure Twilight! What do you need?

Twilight levitates a notebook and pen to write with, as well as a pair of unnecessary spectacles onto her face.

Twilight: First of all, what do you think of Applejack?

Rarity: I think she was a nice pony until elected office.

Twilight jots some notes down.

Twilight: Uh-huh, and what do you think of her position as mayor?

Rarity: I think that it has only grown her ego by 3 sizes.

Twilight jots some more notes.

Twilight: If you could elect a new mayor, who would it be?

Rarity: Rainbow Dash.

Twilight: Uh-huh, anything you would like to say for the page?

Rarity: That AJ is going to have some competition.

~High Noon

Twilight: Where the buck is she?

Rarity: This is why she shouldn't be mayor.

~1 PM

Applejack: Sorry I'm late sugarcubes, had to help with the farm today!

Rarity starts to tell her off, but Twilight speaks up.

Twilight: Uh-huh, so as you all know, Applejack's position is being questioned.

They nod.

Twilight: Alright, let's hear it one by one: Fluttershy, what do you think?

Fluttershy: Umm, well I think that Applejack is a great mayor, and, and...

The rest has turned into a squeak. It was good enough for Twilight and Applejack.

Twilight: Okay, how about you, Rarity?

Rarity: You already know my answer, I think she sho-

Applejack: Stop, I don't need this! All of you aren't my friends. You all are the jerks! Especially...

Applejack points at Rainbow Dash.

Applejack: You.

Rainbow Dash: I haven't even said anything yet!

Twilight: Alright, alright, Applejack, chill out. We'll discuss this again tomorrow. Same time, same place.

~8 AM

Applebloom: Sis, sis!

Applebloom runs to her older sister with her backpack with that day's news. Applejack is surprised. The newspaper read: Applejack being replaced? Find out this noon!

Applebloom: Say it ain't so, sis, say it ain't so.

Applejack was about to ask her why she still wasn't in school, but stopped herself.

Applejack: It ain't so.

Applejack made her way to the conference room.

~12 PM

Before the others could say anything, Applejack bursts in. Rarity has the chance to tell her off now.

Rarity: Finally decided to be on time?

Applejack grins and turns around, then gets on her front legs. She then kicks Rarity as hard as she could, revealing a changeling.

Twilight: How did you-

Applejack: Rarity doesn't act like that.

The changeling seizes the opportunity and flies out the window. The others let him go.

Applejack: From here on, I swear to only tell the truth, and to leave out the extra un-needed details. I also believe in equal rights, except to zebras and changelings!

The Rest of Ponyville: YEAH!

*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*

"Den! There's something wrong with this story!"

"..What, Pinkie.."

"I'm not a part of it!"

"Wha- You know what, you can do the outro."

"OkieDokieLokie!  Like, Comment, and Favorite please!"

"I never say that."

"Oh. What do you say then?"

"I don't know."

"Uh-huh. Why is this story under 'humor'?"

"Because... Uh..."

"Because of me, right?!"

"Y-Yeah! Sure."

"Wait, this story isn't 1,000 words!"

"..."

"So where's Rarity?"

"Never actually thought about it."

"And doesn't Ponyville already have a mayor?"

"Well...Anyways, what do you think of Applejack as mayor, Pinkie?"

"Well, I think that she's a great mayor and should settle down on the power abuse, because that's not a nice thing, and everypony wants a good pony to watch over Ponyville, and I thi-"

"Okay, we got it!"

"October is coooooooooooooming, Denny!"

"Don't ever call me that again."

"What're you going as?"

"I'm too old for Halloween."

"Shame. I'm gonna go as a pie this year!"

"Pinkie.. Pie... Okay, then."

"This author's note is way too long."

"Damnit, am I going to have to write another chapter?"

"DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT..."

"Okay, okay! I will."

"Yay!"

"Fluttershy, what're you doing here?"

"Oh, well, um, I, um..."

"Uh-huh."

"...Please don't hurt me!"

"Right. I'm not writing another chapter, by the way-"

"Aww..."

"-If you have a suggestion for a story I should recreate, just tell me in the comments below!"