The Pres- Mayor of Ponyville!

"You're writing another chapter?!"

"...Yeah, so what?"

"I thought this was going to be a one chapter thingy."

"Me, too, can we just get on with the story?"

"OkieDokieLokie! But can I have a part this time?"

"No spoilers, Pinkie."

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It's been awhile, and now Rainbow Dash is the new mayor; Applejack retired. It seemed odd for somepony from Cloudsdale to be mayor of Ponyville, but they tried not to show it.

Rainbow Dash has made some changes to Ponyville, which ticked a lot of ponies off. She removed all of the cereals, and instead sells Rainb-O's. (How original.) She also made a rule stating she got the front of the line when getting cider, and usually took it for herself. (Obvious reasons.) She usually traveled with Tank (Her pet tortoise) and walked around like a queen, expecting people to bow when she walked by. She blew off all her money on jewelry and other unneeded things, and never used them. There's a long list to other things she did, but I'm going to try to keep this less than 2K words. Obviously, eventually, the citizens of Ponyville had had enough.

Spotless Panda: Where are the equal rights you promised?!

Golden Harvest: Yeah! Why don't we get any cider?!

Rainbow Dash: Civilians of Ponyville, please calm down!

Rainbow Dash points to a random pony in the crowd.

Rainbow Dash: What changes do you think should be made?

???: I want the regular cereal back, as well as rights to the roller coaster when the carnival is here!

Rainbow Dash: Is that all?

???: As well as...

Like I said before, "I'm going to try to keep this less than 2K words."

Rainbow Dash: Then everything will be the same!

Everypony else: EXACTLY!

Rainbow Dash: Well, fine, then, I quit!

Everypony else: Yay!

~A Week Later

Pinkie Pie: ...And that's why I should be mayor!

Random Ponies: Woo! Go Pinkie!

Hey, um, if you guys don't mind...

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Pinkie Pie: I won!

Fluttershy: Yaay.

Applejack: Well, that's dandy, but where's Rainbow?

Meanwhile...

Rarity: Spike, where'd you put the gems we collected?

Spike: In my mouth, now in my tummy.

Rarity: ...

They both erupt in laughter, then Spike shows the cart of gems he hid.

Rarity: Why thank you, and like usual, you get the biggest one.

A huge piece of rock floats toward Spike.

Spike: AAAAAWWWWW YYYYEEEAAHHHH!!!!

Now back to the others.

Twilight: Beats me. Congratulations, Pinkie! What's your first act as mayor?

Pinkie: Cupcakes!

Random Pony: No, muffins!

Pinkie: Okay, muffins!

"YAY!!!!"

-The End

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"That sucked."

"Aw..."

"I thought it was okay, Denny!"

"Thanks, Pinkie."

"Why did you include Panda, exactly?"

"She likes cereal."

"What? I don't like it that much."

"When did you get here, exactly?"

"Pinkie told me you were doing an Author's Note."

"Uh-huh. Shouldn't you be looking after Triple right now?"

"He's fine."

"Uh-huh."

"CANIDOTHEOUTRO!?"

"Fine."

"Wait, what do you say again?"

"I don't know, just come up with something."

DENSTEN OUT

"Wait!"

"What?"

"It says Trixie is a part of this story, but she isn't!"

"I agree, The Great and Powerful Trixie demands a part!"

"...Close enough."