We all know that Princesses Celestia and Luna aren't perfect.
They've had their fair share of arguments, family squabbles and fights.
But what if one terrible argument carved such a hole in Equestrian history that it was buried forever, lost to the far reaches of time?
Found deep beneath the Canterlot Archives, this epic poem originally created by the occult members of the Equestrinatti answers the most age old of questions in pony-kind.
What was Celestia and Luna's childhood like?
What truly got Luna banished to the moon?
And why are there no male alicorns?