The Preventing of Cupcakes

As everyday of my worthless years pass by,I have always had a not so great, but mostly shitty life I guess I could describe it as.
All my years I've never accomplished anything important in my life but these are the daily phases I have to live with as a catastrophe;work, eat, watch my little pony, and, talk to my brony friends.
My life isn't really that bad since I have a laptop with my favorite t.v. show and favorite music which is whatever that comes up on the show, and I still have to pay the goddamn bills I don't think I can afford since my job is doing fucking dishes at a deadbeat restaurant.
It really feels like My little pony is life to me, ever since that first episode; I couldn't resist concluding it's everything to me, the ponies and their conflict I find fascinating, their bright, beautiful eyes and, of course, the wicked animation.
Rainbow Dash was my favorite of them all, the cutest as I like to call her Dashie, her beautiful voice and fantastic appearance I'd love to live with this mare in my life.Nothing exciting EVER happens in this particular state I like to call "Canada". .
It would definitely not be a world with much colour or magical existence like equestria, but i think you already know this.
Not as much danger does equestria have compared to this place aka Earth.
I also read that ridiculously sad story named My little dashie, which I cried like a bitch when reading it.