The Preventing of Cupcakes

As soon as I wake up and arise from my bed, I stub my toe."AWWW SHIT!!! FUCK YOU BED!!!!" I shouted as I punch at my wooden bed frame.
Yeah, I usually punch anything if it pisses me off or injures me.As I wake myself up in cold water, I go to make my coffee and get ready for work, I notice something very peculiar I find stunning, my computer was set up on omegle, which I power off every night before sleeping.
As I smoothly hop in the seat of the chair, I notice a stranger asking me if i could save Rainbow Dash from Pinkie pie in "cupcakes."
I quickly type: "What the fuck are you high on bro, there is no possible way I can instantly appear to a place that lives on t.v., get help lol"
He instantly replies with:"I have the power to send you:)
I reply with a:"dude, I bet you think you have the power but too much weed won't do it, thanks though" and disconnect,but, somehow the chat doesn't cut, and he tells me that i can't leave no matter what I try.
I believe this as i unplug my computer and the power was still running. "I can't fucking believe this, leave me alone!!" I type as my skin covers in goose bumps and a devastating drift of freezing air drills my spine in a rush. :"no, If you can't fucking believe, I'm sending you now:) have a nice life, this is what you get for lack of love and toleration /)"
My head starts spinning and darkness creeps in on me as I collapse to the ground unconscious and ascend into a colourful transformation I found very hard to picture into my mind.
"Wow, this can't be true, can it??" I am obliterated by darkness to a bright amusing and creative world that has put my attention span to a dangerous feeling I find pleasureful as I am focused on this fascinating world.
I pinch myself several times jumping to the conclusion that I am most certainly not dreaming.
Then, as my mouth is dropped open by disbelief, I start to hear the my little pony theme song as I am creeping closer to equestria without walking.
As I sing along to the amazing opening of my show, the end comes, and I find myself in ponyville a mile from applejack's apple farm. I just can't wait to explore the place in person.