The Preventing of Cupcakes

As I ache fully awake in a dimly lit room, I rub my sore yet strangled neck in pity. I look to the left, then to the right, there she is. "RAINBOW DASH!!!" I shout as I shake away from the chains unnoticed being held back to give her a hug, but I can't."What the fuck?" I look down and up to the chains that hold me up, all four of my limbs acquiring one chain to lift each. "The fucks going on?? OH MY GOD THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING REAL, IT CAN'T BE!!!
Rainbow Dash just sobs and stare.I try to jerk the chains out of the wall but I'm chained too damn good. Then, out of nowhere Pinkie comes out." YAY!!!! TWO FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH!! NOW I HAVE TWO FRIENDS!! isn't this great!!?? Pinkie excitedly jumped around, wanting to kill us in the worst possible way."Awwww, you sick bitch!! untie us you pink fucking idiot!!"I shouted at her, she just looks at me with that"you shouldn't have said that" kind of look."How aboouuuuttt, no. hehehe!!!!" Pinkie shouted as she swiftly hopped towards her toolbox. "Lets see what we have in here, OH YAY!! HERE IT IS!!" My mouth dropped open in shock when she draws out a black-handled switchblade. "Whaa---- what the fuck? where the hell did you get that?"I ask in confusion. "I bought this in manehatten, or, killed the person that owned it, hehehe!! Now, enough with the chit-chat, time to play!" Pinkie explained. She crept up to rainbow and quickly started hacking at her cutie mark, Dashie just screamed out horrible gasps of pain. A tear ran down my cheek while I'm thinking how to fix this and rid myself and dash from the pain. Pinkie finishes cutting one of the cutie marks off and tries to feed me the pony flesh. "FUCK OFF BITCH!!!" I yelled when she quickly throws the flesh on the ground. "OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT." She dives toward her toolbox and rips out a small club. She quickly sprinted towards me and smacked me several times in the face. OH MY GODD!!! THIS FUCKING HURTS!! PLEASE STOP!!" I plead when she finally backs off. "Had enough?" she asks. I purposely spit directly into her face when she turned to me. "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! she takes the club and accidentally smashes one of the rusty chains holding up my right hand. My hand, is free!!! I thought as I started punching the chains breaking free. "OH NO YOU AREN'T". Pinkie quickly smashed the club against me and the force of the impact broke the chains holding up my legs, I was completely out of the rusty metal I was chained up in. I push her back and she gets hold of another sharp object that seemed to be an axe. She swings the axe at my legs when I jumped at the right time and completely dodged the blade. Finally, I bolted directly through the door and evaded the horrible place. At that moment I almost forgot about her, Dashie, I must go back and get her, and rid the Pink bitch guarding this gory society. I quickly sprung back into sugarcube corner's basement and find Pinkie about to stab Rainbow Dash. I need to find, a weapon of some sort, but where? I thought. Then something shiny caught my attention. A metal bar sitting right where I need it. I swiftly take the bar and furiously chuck it with all my might towards the pink mare, then the knife knocks right out of her hoof and she collapses. Instantly, I make a run for the cyan pony, then tear the chains off in no hesitation, carry her over my back. While I was getting ready to leave, Pinkie Pie gets back up and kicks me, sending me flying into a near-by wall. I was in serious pain, but quickly sprung back up on my feet and grabbed a knife, she had one too. "YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE" She yells and charges at me with the knife, she was pretty quick when I looked down only to see that the knife was in my chest. I collapsed as Dashie grabs the knife I had in my chest and stabbed Pinkie in the heart, killing the horrible pony on the spot. I smiled in severe pain, then slightly closed my eyes when Dash peered upon me laying on the ground, she started shaking me, knowing that I was near death. She started crying and thanking me for my help. I went to my energy's full extent, and fell unconscious. Darkness starts surrounding me. "Where am I, am I dead?" I asked in frustration. A voice comes out of nowhere. "No, you did something very important not very many could do, you've completed your task, now, do you want to stay in this place as a reward, or come back to reality and your shitty life?"The voice told me. "I'll stay" I whispered delightedly. I'll stay and keep her safe." "Thank you sooo much!!! for saving her!! your amazing." I chuckled. "It wasn't easy." I awoke inside a hospital, rainbow standing before me. "YOUR OKAY!!!! OH THANK YOU THANK YOU" Dashie shouted in excitement as she bolted to my bed and hugged me tightly. hehe!!It's fine. No, really, if it wasn't for you... I'd be dead. She hugged me more and more, tears flying out of her eyes. She was very thankful for me to be there, to save her. I started crying too while hugging her. "You can stay at my place" she smiled. I think I'll like living here, a lot. We hung out all day talking, expressing ourselves, and enjoying each others company. When the day was over, and the sun was nowhere in sight, she flew me up to her place. "Here it is, you like?" she asked as I was making a small bed on the floor. "Yes, I like alot." I smiled back at her. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Im gonna sleep on the floor, I'll leave you alone." "Naaa its alright, come sleep with me, I don't mind." I embarrassingly got up. Sure. As I laid next to her, she threw my arm over her side, and fell asleep. I thought it was a little weird at first, but since I'm here for her, I don't mind. I just cuddled up with her and thought about how good life was now, and I dozed off to sleep.