The Preventing of Cupcakes

I sit there thinking on what to do, since this is a huge problem only I could fix. I can't handle my Dashie being assassinated by that pink bitch. Then I remember, equestria never had alarm installments or any other technically advanced shit, not very updated technology except for magic and wings.
I go on a search for some kind of toothpick shaped stick to lock pick the store, then I find something that could be useful. "Sweet but ironic, a fucking key hanging on the window, wow." I start chuckling to myself since this retarded moment came up as I slide the key into the lock and twist. Swing goes the door as I creep in with my tip toes.
I found the basement, so I start exploring the cellar as corpse rotting fills my nose. "Aww shit" I whisper. "She's... gone." I break down to a sob, then ends quickly in tears as I sit there crying and rolling on the floor. Then I sadly stroll up from the ground and walk away
. Then I remember, its part of the story that there already was dead ponies, but I agree sadly with the fact that she's gone since I'm late enough, should've ran the whole way..Suddenly I hear a voice behind me as I back down in defeat. "HEEELLLOOOO" Pinkie pie's voice fills my ears, then I turn around in confusion as I start leaving the cellar. Then, I started choking, I looked down and noticed a piece of rope choking me off as I struggle furiously for air, it was no use, so I passed out.