One fantastic day, I was bored out of my skull. So, being a brony and all, I decided to try my hand at this new 'Equestrian MMO' game. Turns out, Discord is a troll and just decides to teleport me to Equestria 'cause he hates me. So now, cabbage! Of all the things I could have been charged with retrieving to get out of this hellhole, did it have to be bloody cabbage?! Why cabbage?! And why am I a freakin' pony, huh? Couldn't I have done this stupid quest while still being human? No? Too much to ask? Is it too much to ask to not be flung into the capital city through a goddamn game?! HUH? IS IT? Answer me!***********************A very silly story that will poke and prod at many of the cliches and funnies of the pony world. Don't take it too seriously.