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Loving Irony

by Cytotoxin
It`s time to arrange a marriage. An ironic marriage, even.

In the aftermath of Gala, Celestia corners her nephew Blueblood and demands an explanation for his behavior. It`s obvious he was putting up an act, but why?

Well, as it turns out, Blueblood is simply misogynistic. Dealing with court dames through all his life left him with nothing but seething disdain for the mares. One would say "better try stallions", but unfortunately, Blueblood is not gay. He checked.

However, being the benevolent goddess and aunt, Celestia can not sit idly and watch her nephew wallow in loneliness. So what`s an absolute monarch to do, in this situation? Why, arrange a marriage, of course.

But any mare just won`t do. No, Celestia`s nephew needs a very special mare. A very lively mare. One that could break him out of his haughty shell and drag him into all sorts of crazy shenanigans. Blueblood needs PINKIE PIE!

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Romance
 

8637 words: Estimated 43 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

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