Explorus Innuendous Colossus

Cheerilee walked down the hallway, the school day over with. The bell had rung hours ago, of course, but she had to stay and grade all the work the ponies had done for the day. Now that she was done, she could head home and relax.

“Nnnggh!”

“Quiet, someone could hear us!”

“Who’s going to hear us, nngh, everypony already left!”

“It doesn’t matter! Someone could hear us from outside, and they’ll come in and see what’s going on! We’d be in so much trouble!”

‘What’s this?’ thought Cheerilee, walking towards the fillies restroom. As she neared, the sounds of exertion and panting could be heard, and the air smelled strange. Now that she thought of it, it smelled familiar! In fact, she could’ve sworn it smelt just like her college da- ‘Oh, Goddesses, NO!’ The teacher hurried to the door, just as they started speaking again.

“Hey! Did you hear that? I heard someone! Oh, come on, Scoots! We need to leave!”

“Quit being such a chicken, Apple Bloom! That was no one, you’re just hearing things! Now, help me out! Nnnngh! Oh, I’m so close! I can feel it! AH!”

“Oh, alright! Just, hurry it up, will ya? This is embarrassing enough as it is!”

‘Oh, Celestia, why! I must stop them! They are making such a mistake!’ With that thought in mind, the teacher tried opening the door quietly, since she didn’t want to scar the fillies any further with a sudden intrusion.

“Oh! Apple Bloom! Right there! FASTER!”

“Quiet Scootaloo! I can’t rub any faster! My hoof tiring!”

The teacher decided to forgo any subtlety, and burst the door open, startling the two fillies.

“What in the holy name of Celestia is WRONG with you tw-”

The teacher paused when she saw the two fillies. They were covered in honey, coated everywhere. Apple Bloom’s hoof was currently stuck in Scootaloo’s side, and that side was almost completely devoid of honey. Both fillies were watching their teacher, eyes wide, fearing the punishment they might get. Quickly, they decided to try and explain the situation, fearing that their teacher might assume their version of the worst.

“Miss Cheerilee! We can explain! You see, Me and Apple Bloom here were out trying to get our Honey Collectors’ cutie marks, and when we tried pulling on the nest to get the honey out, it overturned, spilling it on us! We had to come back and wash up, since we didn’t want my parent’s or Apple Bloom’s sister finding out! We’re sorry we stayed after hours! Please don’t punish us!”

The teacher just sat there stunned. Normally, this would be grounds for detention, since student’s aren’t allowed back in the building after hours. Considering what she had thought they were doing, however, she merely wanted them gone for now, so that she may purge her thoughts of any perversity.

“Just... go.”