(Intermission of Madness)

"No." *FLASH!*

"No." *FLASH!*

"No!" *FLASH!*

*FLASH!* "ARGH! Why is teleporting through random dimensions so fucking hard!" A ridiculously dressed man yelled in fury as he walked back and forth in a line; his purple-striped jester suit flapping to invisible air.

"Who the hell are you!?" A voice came from next to him as he noticed he was in some human's bathroom; with a naked female human shaving her legs in the tub.

The man merely stared at her as her huge knockers made themselves known. The man stared for half a second before his eyes comically popped out of his head and enlarged, with a loud "AWWWOOOOOOOGGGAA!"

The naked woman then screamed as the man merely laughed manically and teleported in a blinding flash.

As the Jester-like man walked through another door, he appeared in what seemed seemed to be a destroyed Canterlot castle.

"Hmmm. This looks like Equestria, lets see." The Jester took out a scroll, as it unfurled in front of him, he couldn't help but smile as the magical words appeared in front of him.

"Ah! Fallout Equestria, silly me!" He then placed the scroll back into an invisible pocket; with a mighty clap of his hands, proceeded to teleport in another bright flash.

As he then realized that you were watching.

"Oh! Hello there readers! I am The Jester, many people mistake me for The Mad Hatter, but what these mortals don't realize is that I am every crazy voice in their heads that tells them to do the stupidest things." The Jester looks away as he starts walking through a black void filled with floating doors. "As you can see, this place is filled with all kinds of dimensions! Equestria, The Capital and Mojave Wastelands, The moon; though that place is a bit empty," the Jester paused as he began rubbing his chin.

"In fact, I wonder if that space orb is still there? He was such a joy to talk to!" Jester began walking again, forgetting what he was doing. "Where was I? Oh yes, the multiverse theory. Anyways, some of you mortals think it doesn't exist; then again, you don't know I exist, so I could hardly care. Anyways, there are multiple doors I could access, some dark, some happy, others very, very erotic." The Jester's face contorted and twisted into an ugly image.

"Of course I've never visited one of those said doors." Jester then walked through another door, emitting a *FLASH* as he entered yet another world.

"Now lets see; empty streets, abandoned cars and-"

"Uhhhhhhhhghghrgh," A deep moaning voice sounded.

"Damn, I'm in the zombie dimension; well, I wonder if this is human or-" He was cut off as an undead pony walked out followed by a few humans and more ponies.

"Well now, even though I should probably kill you all for interrupting me; I think I shall just go." With a mighty clap, he vanished in another flash of light.

Jester appeared again in the void of floating doors. Sighing to himself, he begins walking in a random direction.

"As you all can see, I've been doing this for a while; you see, I'm in a bit of a problem." Jester stopped as he peeked though a door, only to close it; blood covering his face.

As he took out a hanker-chief, he then proceeded to wipe away the blood.

"*Sigh* I've forgotten that Valhalla has weekly wars on Wednesday." Jester again sighed in annoyance.

"Anyways, I'm looking for a specific universe. A universe that is supposed to have another person; well, another entity similar to that of me with a abnormally large hat." Jester paced around again as he began to think.

Turning around back to you, he opened and closed his mouth as if he wanted to say something. But evidently he closed his mouth and continued to stare.

"Well, it seems that we have to end our little parade; it's been fun, if you need me again; merely start talking to yourselves and I'll come. For you must remember," Jester turned around.

"I. Am. Madness." With a snap of his fingers, everything blacks out to a never ending darkness.

Author's Note

Sorry I haven't posted in a while peoples! My finals are almost over, and I hope this will tie you guys over. I'm still working on the next chapter, and I'm hoping when it comes out it'll be up to all your expectations. Also, DaPieGuy I'm sorry for not sending it to you to proofread, I wrote all this up in under 30 minutes and gotta go to next class.