Twilight Sparkle awoke at 6:00 A.M every morning. She noticed that she had a feeling she should stay in bed today, but shaking it off as just tiredness, she got out of her bed. Twilight let out a yawn as she walked into her white, clean bathroom. Trotting up to the mirror, she noticed a bed head that would scare the day-lights out of Rarity. As she levitated her brush, her thoughts began to wonder to the Human that left to live near the forest the other night.

'I know he's trying to be kind and not bother anypony, but he could have at least stayed for dinner,' Twilight thought as she finished the brushing of hair, and moved onto teeth. 'I mean, he at least got along okay with Princess Luna...'

Twilight stopped mid stride as she smelled the scent of cooking eggs enter her nostrils. Taking a bid whiff, she finished brushing her teeth and trotted down the stairs. Entering the kitchen, she noticed Spike in a frilly pink apron cooking eggs while humming a tune.

"Good morning Spike." Twilight said as she went to grab herself a glass of orange juice.

"Mornin Twilight, sleep well?" The baby dragon asked her.

"Yes, though I wish the Human decided to stay here last night." Twilight stated with a tiny bit of sadness.

Spike's mood instantly changed from one of calm and happy to that of fear and anger.

"Why?" He asked in a harsh tone.

"Spike! He didn't mean to attack you, it was all just a misunderstanding." Twilight deadpanned at the baby dragon's bad attitude.

Spike cringed at the unicorns glare, turning around while looking ashamed.

"I'm sorry Twilight, it's just that I don't trust him; I mean, Rainbow Dash doesn't either. So I just thought that he was bad and stuff. I mean, you told me he killed that Manticore in the forest!" Spike explained as he raised an eyebrow.

Twilight shuddered at the dreadful night, she couldn't even imagine how Fluttershy must've felt. As she levitated the juice out of the fridge, she then poured the orange liquid into the glass, to which she proceeded to drink it.

"Oh! I almost forgot, Applejack gets out of the hospital today!" Spike says with joy.

At the sound of the news, Twilight's mood immediately brightened.

"That's great spike! I wonder if I'll be able to catch her before she leaves?" Twilight asked herself.

But as she was considering meeting the farm pony, the clock chime sounded as it was time for her to begin her daily studying and her favorite activity; reading.

A few hours later...

Twilight paused as she heard commotion going on outside her library.

"What the?" She muttered aloud as Rainbow Dash came crashing through her front door.

"Twilight! The Princesses are coming!" She yelled as she flew back outside with a rainbow trail following her.

Twilight stood there staring for three seconds, before immediately doing the following:

. Her hair immediately going into a wild state.

. Her eyes looking wildly everywhere.

. She started an insane giggling about tidiness of the library.

. And was generally having an OCD breakdown.

As Spike walked in to notice her doing all these things, he immediately walked up to Twilight who looked back at him with a devious smile on her face. Remembering last time, he walked closer to her; then, with one might do to a panicking pony, proceeded to slap her across the face. Twilight stood there with a faraway look in her eyes before coming back to reality.

"Who!? What!? Where!?" She yelled as she looked around to see she was still in the library.

Looking back at Spike, she noticed he had an annoyed look on his face.

"He he, sorry; I had another breakdown didn't I?" She asked as she looked to the floor ashamed.

"Yeah, thankfully Applejack taught me how to snap you out of it." Spike said as he went back to doing his chores.

At the remembering why she freaked out, she immediately began to tidy up.

"Spike! The Princesses are coming! We have to clean the library! We have to make sure the Town's welcoming banner is up! We have to-" Twilight was cut off as Rarity busted in.

"Twilight darling! Did you hear about what happened down at the Tipsy Luna!?" Rarity yelled as she started pacing back and forth.

"Uuuuughg! What now!?" Twilight yelled as her magic immediately began levitating books back onto their shelves.

"They say a tall creature was seen in a bar fight! That he brutally beat a few of the patrons after they challenged him to a fight!" Rarity said with a frantic look in her eyes.

Twilight immediately face-hoofed. This was by far, the second worst day of her life. The Princesses were on their way if not already here; the town is terrified of Jacob; and now she has to explain to two immortal deities of why a rugged, dirty human beat-up a couple of her ponies! This was not her day.

As she was done thinking, she immediately heard the sounds of the royal horns blowing; signalling the arrival of the Princesses.

"No no no! This can't be happening." Twilight peered outside to see the chariot landing just outside, along with many very surprised, and afraid, ponies staring at the chariot and its inhabitants with awe. "Okay, calm down Twilight; you can do this. Just try not to bring Jacob up and hope for the best." Twilight said with determination. "Unless they heard about the bar fight and are here to imprison him or banish him, or *GASP* imprison and banish him! Oh what am I going to do!" Twilight groaned as she trotted around in circle.

"Twilight!" She heard five familiar voices from the door.

As she turned around to see all five of her best friends standing in the doorway looking at her worryingly.

"Twi! Ya okay? I heard bout' what happened to Jacob, is he alright!?" Aj said in a frantic tone, clearly worried about the human the Princesses left in their care.

"Him!? What about Twilight! Are you alright? You didn't have another breakdown did you!?" Rainbow Dash yelled as she flew into Twilight's face, inspecting every inch of her.

"I'm fine! Spike snapped me out of it, by the way Applejack; the next time you teach Spike to hit me when I've gone a little nuts, please tell me." Twilight deadpanned as she gave a glare towards the farm pony.

"Heh, sorry Twi; I just thought to teach Spike somethin in case we weren't here to stop ya." Applejack said with a sad smile.

"It's okay Applejack, I forgive you." Twilight said, giving the farm pony a hug.

Breaking away, she looked at all her friends.

"Now then girls, we have two Princesses out front; so why don't we go out and see them." Twilight said followed by a "Yeah!" from all her friends.

As they exited the library, they heard what sounded like talking. As they exited the library, they saw something they didn't expect. What they saw was a red-eyed human pointing what they suspected was his dangerous weapon at a surprised Celestia. Twilight was helpless as she was about to watch the death of her teacher and friend.

"Now then, time to end you Celestia!" Jacob yelled, but he sounded different; almost as if he were...

"Discord!?" Twilight yelled, but it was too late as they saw the possessed human's finger slowly squeeze.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Twilight yelled.

'NOOOOOOOOOO!' I thought as my finger closed around the trigger.

I watched in slow-motion horror as the hammer of my gun clicked back, but as it slammed down; it did something I didn't expect.

It went *CLICK*.

The silence was almost deafening as I realized with great luck that when I started cleaning the gun hours earlier, I took out the rounds and left them at my campsite.

"Well, now this isn't good." Discord and my voice spoke simultaneously.

I don't know what I felt, but it felt as if something was being lifted off my shoulders, so with a mighty push, I was able to move my arm; and punch myself in the face.

'Ow!' I thought as the sting of my own punch hurt myself.

But I could also feel the pain of Discord as well. This was going to hurt. I began fighting over my footing as Discord and I also started to fight over my body. I moved to the right while he was controlling my other hand to grab my alternate hand to stop me from punching myself.

I could only hope I didn't look too much like an idiot.

I was tackled by royal guard as Discord and I still squirmed under our inner battle for control, I heard the sound of machinery of some kind charging up; but before I could think of what it was, the guards immediately got off me; the only problem was that I was then blinded by a very, very bright multi-coloured. light. After that, I was sent into darkness yet again.

At the Draconequus failed attempt at killing Celestia, the girls watched in shock as the human punched himself and began to flail around like a drunken idiot.

"Girls! Use the elements now!" Celestia commanded.

Immediately, Twilight ran back into her tree house and came back a few seconds later carrying in her purple telekinetic glow the ones' and only Elements of Harmony. Adorning each of their pieces, the six elements began to glow as the six were lifted into the air by their power. As they shot out the rainbow beam of light, it struck the human with full force. As the elements stopped their magic, all were silent as they saw an out-cold human lying on the ground. Everything was silent, at least until the human groaned.

They immediately got ready again before the human raised his hand.

"Please, don't fucking do that again. Uhhh..." He said as he immediately began rubbing his temple.

Everypony let out a sigh now that Discord was dispelled from the human, but as soon as they did; the human began coughing uncontrollably as red smoke was pouring out of his nostrils, mouth, and ears and dissipating into the sky. As the coughing fit stopped, Celestia trotted up to the human.

"Are you alright human?" She asked with a surprisingly motherly tone.

"Eh? I've had worse, I mean; it's not every day you get possessed by a guy who likes to come inside other guys and use their bodies, I mean; that's just a bit twisted; and plus, imagine if it was sexual; am I right?" The human asked with a laugh.

Celestia looked confused by the statement, but when realization dawned in her eyes; she immediately turned red and started laughing hysterically. The laughter was contagious as soon more ponies started to get the joke and joined in, those who didn't get the joke just laughed to be apart of the crowed. Even the usual stone faced guards were smirking and shaking their heads at the human that almost assassinated their Princess. Finally when everything was done, Jacob got up with a grunt.

"Man, remind me to put a bullet in Discord's head." I stated as it felt as if I broke a rib.

"Like you almost did with me?" Celestia replied with a smirk and a raised eyebrow.

"Ehh, not as dramatic as you." Jacob said with another small smile. "Your more or not; a special case." Were my last words as I got up with more grunting.

"Jacob!" I heard six voices I recognized yell.

But as I turned to face them, I noticed a rainbow rocketing blur heading straight for me.

'I've had enough of this bitch for one day.' I thought as I spread my legs out and held out my arms.

As the blur collided with me, it immediately knocked me to the ground; with a very furious rainbow pegasus on top of me. Her eyes were filled with rage as she snorted steam, I merely smirked as I spoke up.

"I don't usually do this thing until after the second date." I said while smiling.

Moving quickly, I rolled over her so I was on top.

"Plus, I always get top." I stated as I smiled mischievously towards Rainbow Dash, her face turning red of embarrassment.

Some ponies turned red, which I noticed were mainly Twilight and the others, while Celestia just giggled.

'Huh, a ruler with a dirty mind; that's a first.' I thought as I got up, clutching my ribs with a grunt.

Immediately, Celestia became serious.

"Jacob, I'm going to teleport you to a hospital." Celestia stated.

"Wait, can't we-" I never finished as another blinding light appeared, and I was in the middle of the building I entered when I first arrived. "Walk." I finished.

I turned around noticing a very nervous receptionist, but it wasn't me making her nervous.

"Can somepony get some help, we have an injured human!" Celestia shouted as a few nurses came running to me.

"Now hold ON!" I yelped the last part out as I was pushed onto a gurney.

This is gonna be one hell of a time.

Back in the void...

"RRRRRAAAARRGGH!" Discord roared as he fumed around the empty space.

"I was so...CLOSE!" He clenched his claws. "Hm, maybe I'll just watch, let's see how much chaos this human can cause on his own; I can't believe my magic affected those hooligans back at that bar." Discord shrugged before realizing something. "Wait a minute. HE CALLED ME GAY!" Discord was furious again, before another voice came out of the darkness.

"Oi laddy! Will you bloody keep it down! You're not the ONLY mad god that comes here you know! A daedric prince needs his beauty sleep too!" An Irish voice bellowed from above.

Discord merely grumbled as his "Roommates" in this void were just as chaotic (and if not crazier) than he was. "Sorry Sheo!" Discord yelled as he spawned in his hammock to take a well deserved nap.

Immediately, a flash of light appeared as a man dressed like a jester appeared out of nowhere.

"Whoops! Wrong universe!" was all he said as he teleported.

Discord looked back annoyed at the antics that happened in this place. He could only wonder how this place came to be, and why. Shutting his eyes, he immediately tried to get some sleep; before a ringing alarm clock woke him up mere minutes later.

"Argh! That's it! I'm going to cause some more chaos! But where?" Discord wondered as he flew out of his hammock.

With a snap of his fingers, an idea immediately hit him.

"Let's see how the Gryphon kingdom fairs with a little anarchy in it's government." Discord remarked as he teleported out of the void.

Author's Note

So I know it's a short chapter for what I normally do, but I hope you all enjoy, I hope myself or my editor didn't miss anything; but if we did please notify us in the comments below.

This is the Blargl, signing out.