Tell it to a Deadman

Okay! So this is my very first Q/A EXTRAVAGANZA! I'm am Theblarglknight, and here beside me I have the one and famous! Pinkamena Diane Pie!

"Hi everypony! Oh, and it's just Pinkie Pie blargl."

But it sounds cooler when announcing.

"Still, I prefer to be called Pinkie."

*Sigh* fine. Anyhow, I think it's time we get this show on the road, and also at the very end we shall be announcing who will be Jacobs new fuck-buddy!

"Don't you mean special some-pony?"

In the many words of Big Mac; Nope. Alright, question one.

Will Jacob ever use his gas mask again?

Well, considering the air of Equestria is a lot less polluted and dangerous then in the dead-lands, he probably will not.

"What about if somepony tooted! Or if there was say, a building on fire he was in. Would he use it then?"

Well Pinkie, if the fart was REALLY that bad then most likely yes. Alright, second question.

How long is the story gonna go for?

Well, I haven't really put into that much planning yet. I at least want to make it 30 chapters. But if the fans want more than I'll give' em more.

Next question.

Will him being from a post-apocalypic earth have much bearing on future events?

This one is interesting. Unlike say Fallout capital wasteland, and other things. Imagine this one a combination of the Hungergame's Panem. As for him acting differently, Jacob hasn't really seen that much kindness; especially during his line of work. So if you were supposed to be a heart-less killing machine, what would you do if you were thrown into a world where friendship is magic?

Next question.

How far into the future is this set?

In all honesty I would have to say maybe the year 2030 now. The world still has lot's of technology, but the wasteland is still very new. Plus hyper advance bomb shelters were also created to protect people (unlike vaults from Fallout) so let's just say the government actually cared for it's people.

Finally, last question.

Has him being a pariah among humans caused his social skills to be quite rusty?

The answer to that is both yes and no. Yes, he has been socially inept before now; but he still knows how to talk to people. Mainly from his mentor and from him going into bars to where he has to confront people.

Well now I think it's time for the finale! When I announce the lucky mare then!

*Clears throat* Through voting and analyzing...

Jacob's lucky mare...Is...

Let me just go ahead and say I really wish you guys posted more questions...

"STOP DELAYING!"

Okay, the lucky mare is...CELESTIA!!!

"Yay!"

Well I guess the next time you see Jacob he will be in an adventure (or a fight) of his life! I'm your host the blargl knight, and my co-host Pinkie, would you like to say anything before the show?

"Yes... *inhales deeply* BE SURE TO SEND US EVEN MORE QUESTIONS NEXT TIME YOU STUPID LITTLE FU-"

*Blargl clamps down on Pinkie's angry mouth before she can say the word* I really shouldn't of took you to 4Chan...