A letter to Princess Celestia (What is love?)

It was one in the morning in Equestria. The moon was crowning the skies, and Twilight Sparkle couldn't sleep; she had too many things trotting around in her head to sleep. The little lavender pony got out of her bed and lit a candle to head downstairs, making sure not fall down like last time.

Everything was quiet in the library, not a sound. Twilight relaxed, until the same thing that prevented her from sleeping came back in her mind. With a dim glow of purple magic, a drawer opened, one quill and one sheet of paper flown to the table for her to write on

Dear Princess Celestia,

This is not a friendship letter; these are questions I wanted to ask you as a mentor, and as a friend.

I have been depressed for the past week, and I have no idea why, but this is not what I wanted to talk about. A stallion saw that I was feeling down and took the situation in hoof. He's been coming here at the library just to visit, he's even been helping me with some of my studies. We've even gone out and and fun together, just like a real date. I feel like I’ve fallen in love with this Stallion, but I don't know how to express myself to him, I've tried talking but my words got out in gibberish, I tried to send him letters but that would sound too tacky, the worst one yet is a portable calling device that records the voice of a pony and sends it to the other pony in a matter of nanoseconds, but realized that was a very stupid idea.

Now that I have been thinking about it, I never told you his qualities. He's kind, honest, a bit loopy at times, but who hasn't been? He's quite tall, very strong and best of all, he likes the same kinds of books as I do! I think we share a lot in common, don't you? I also feel a little weird about loving him. I known him since I came to ponyville and can't imagine telling my friends who he is; he's often overlooked but always being compared to Big Macintosh, pretty strange if you ask me.

His sister hates me... I don't even know what I did wrong! I mean, I'm always nice to her and I even helped her with her homework, but she still stares at me with a look of pure disgust on her face. Ether she hates me for no reason, or she has a big brother complex. If so, why couldn't it be on her other big brother? I don't find this fair, but we can't please everypony...

Twilight sighed at the thought of the little brat trying to ruin their third date shopping trip around town.

I don't really know when I realized liked him, I think It's after he saved me from that horseshoeshine machine that pinkie made. That dang thing tried to kill me! It trapped my hooves and tried to crush them! I'm never stepping in a Pinkie-made machine ever again...

She faced hoofed. "I'm going off on a tangent, aren’t I?"

Before I run out of place to write, can you answer me this question Princess? If friendship is magic, what is love?

P.S/ Rainbow Dash's test are negative. Why did you want a DNA test with her? Did you believe you were her mother or something? Well, that would explain the hair color...

I also did the test with me first to see if the machine worked, and I got some pretty strange results. You and me were about fifty percent alike. I guess we use the same shampoo! How funny!

Your faithful student: Twilight Sparkle

Twilight rolled up the letter and went to the kitchen, and then magicked out some black pepper from a cupboard.

The lavender mare went up stairs with her items. Went she reached Spike’s room, she bent over Spike, and poured some pepper on his nose and waited for the green flame to appear. The small green flare engulfed the rolled letter, burned it and sent the paper to Princess Celestia.

Twilight sighed, and walked back to her bedroom, to fall asleep in a heap on her bed.