A letter to Princess Celestia (What is love?)

Princess Celestia got up at four in the morning like always, to rise the sun slowly before the ponies from her land could wake up. However, when she went to her balcony to do it, she saw a letter from Twilight Sparkle, her prize pupil.

She opened the note, making her skies glow with light it needs to live

Dear Princess Celestia...

"Blah blah blah...."

"Uh huh..."

"Oh....."

"....OH...."

"This is..."

The Princess was having all kinds of reactions to her disciple's letter.

"P.S ..."

"Oh my mother!..." Celestia floated a large blue quill and a sheet of paper in front of her.

Good morning my dear Twilight Sparkle,

I must say that I wasn't expecting a letter like this one so soon. If you could give me his name I could make my private ninjas research what he does. Before you object, it's not stalking if it is for a good reason. And he’s helping in your studies? He’s a keeper! I thought your ideas for a portable calling/talking device is a good idea, but I do not know how in will be powered. Perhaps you could make a wire connecting to a wind powered turbine so It would always have energy; a great home device we could use daily. I will talk with some of my engineer to see if it will be possible.

What do you mean by loopy and overlooked? I said he was a keeper, but if he’s a couple screws short of a cabinet, you got a serious problem, no offense sweetie. Overlooked and compared, Big Macintosh is probably a close friend of his, but all the mares look at him instead of your crush, is that it? If so, make him seem more than what your friends label him as, but not too much, you don't want Rarity, Applejack or Fluttershy coming after him. Or heavens forbid, Pinkie Pie. It's not that I don't like her, It's that I can't understand what's going on in her head... that scares me...

Princess Celestia felt chills down her spine.

This little sister reminds me of someone I know with a big brother complex... and I think you know her. That little sister is just jealous, bring her next time you go on a date with this colt, she might warm up to you.

You really make me question your intelligence sometime Twilight Sparkle; who would step in a Pinkie Pie made machine without testing it first!? It's too dangerous for anypony to try, next time ask Rarity for a mannequin... just for the safety of others... Please!

No Twilight, I did not think I was Rainbow Dash's mother, what you have in your disposition is not a DNA machine, It's a Shampoo machine. I am actually really jealous of Rainbow's mane colors and I thought it might be the soap she uses. I like my mane but I can't seem to make it more flashy, I don't really like the dim pastel look they have lately... bad mane days...

P.S. Love is... There’s nothing I can't say about it, you know what it is, you feel what it is.

From all of her jealousy heart, Princess Celestia

I will be waiting for your next friendship letter.

The Scroll beamed with intensity and disappeared.

"I think I'll send my ninjas.... Just in case...."