<EDIT> An absolutely hilarious dramatic reading of this story can be found here: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkH47v_2LdE]
Thanks to RazortheAwesome and Daedaltheus. Go subscribe to their channel, it's worth it. </EDIT>

After falling into a vat of toxic waste, our protagonist grows a penis! Swearing to use this new appendage for good, she proceeds to fuck the shit out of all the evildoers in ponyville.

Yes, this is a real fic. Yes, it's incredibly stupid. I could try to justify it by saying that it's mocking superhero stories and fictions with gratuitous sex scenes, but that's a stretch. Instead, I'll just say it's a stupid idea, horrible premise, and even worse writing. But hey, it's funny.

Idea was graciously given by (NAME RETRACTED).

Ok, that's not quite true. Basically, every one-liner in the fic was given to me by (NAME RETRACTED). I just wrote the framework around his/her random quotes.