Fuckmare

"YOU DID WHAT!?" exclaimed the pony chief of police. Fuckmare explained what happened once more, watching as the chief of police's face went from white to red. "I'm going to lock you up! You're obviously insane and a menace to all of ponyville!" he told her. Anita was thrown unceremoniously into a jail cell of criminal ponies. Anita realized it was a test of her willpower, so she promptly found the largest pony in the jail cell and thrust her penis into his mouth.

"EEENope" was what he said as he spit the schlong out.

"Take it, you slut!" she shouted, ramming her penis against his closed mouth and shattering his teeth. The broken nubs grated on her foreskin, but she didn't care. Deeper and deeper she went into his throat, until he choked on her dick and died. The other prisoners backed off, keeping their butts to the wall. Anita took this distraction and shoved her long penis into the dead horse's anus. The guards arrived to find her balls deep in Big Mac.

They muttered to themselves, and then unlocked the jail door. "Fuckmare, please come with us." Anita removed her dick and wiped it on other mares in the cell before following them. She followed them into a jury house, where she was put on trial. The defense was quick. The zebra shook and cried as he was carried to the stand.

"Can you show me on this doll where the mare touched you?" asked the lawyer pony.

"Here, here, here, and here."

"I rest my case, your honmare." The lawyer pony sat on a bench, smiling at a job well done. Anita's lawyer pony went up to the bench, before repeating the questions to the zebra.

"Can you show me on this doll where the man touched you?" he repeated.

"Here, here, here, and here."

"Let the record show that this indicates my client was doing her civic duty." said the lawyer.

"All right," said the Judge. "It's clear that Anita is the best crime fighter we have ever seen, as this zebra is the largest mail fraud zebra in all of Equestria and possibly the world. I order her to work for the police force!"

Anita walked out of the court, head held high.

"Any statements as to what just happened in there?" asked a reporter pony.

"Yes," replied Anita Cocke. "The world is sick, and my dick is the cure."