Have you ever been curious as to why any town you've been to always seems to have a farmers market on the day you arrive? Or perhaps you want to know why you just saw a moose paddle up stream in a canoe.

Well then, read my book. It will most likely (But in small probability) answer both these questions, and more!

(Do not read after dark, on drugs, or while wearing a pogo-stick on your head. Batteries not included, individual results may vary. Consult your doctor before using in aquatic environments)