Doctor Whooves: New Genesis

So there I was.

Screaming.

In the big blue bo--Tardis. It’s called a TARDIS. How did I...

My head was on frickin’ fire. I clasped my hooves on the head thing--no, Chameleon Arch. What?! How the hell did I know tha------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I stopped thinking and just screamed. I couldn’t stop screaming. It just burned. My head felt like it was going to explode. I could feel the synapses firing in my brain. I continued screaming. I grasped the chameleon arch again, trying desperately to wrench it off of my head. It was stuck, like it was fused to my head. Oh, how it BURNED. My brain was suddenly flooded with information about the Kasterborous belt, Gallifrey, Mondas, The Daleks, The Time Lords, the last great time war, and every other possible piece of information (useful or not) forcefully elbowed its way into my brain after it kicked down my doors.

God, it’s scary how smart I am.

I could hear a sizzling or a steaming or something from behind my head. It was hard to tell over the sound of my screaming. I stopped to take a breath for the first time, but only for a millisecond. Then I went back to screaming in agony.

Suddenly, it just stopped.

I was kind of limp at this point, and I was only standing up because the arch was holding me up. It just let go. I fell snout first onto the hardwood floor, panting and wheezing. I felt a pounding in my chest. Two hearts. That’s new. And a pounding in my head.

Okay, here’s what just happened.

The last time the original Doctor used the fob watch (the stopwatch) it changed his physiology. Then, it changed him back but not before leaving some residual spatial huon particulates inside the chameleon arch.

And it turned me into a time lord.

I know, Time lord, Time Turner. Who didn’t see that coming, right?

So aaaaaaaany way, I looked around and, seeing as I was now the Doctor I figured the first one would be coming back soon. So I grabbed a chunk of TARDIS (it looks a bit like a chicken wing) and ran out of the TARDIS.

Now, I needed a place to grow my TARDIS. Somewhere full of temporeal energy, an extremely complicated constant throughout time and space that thousands of people take part in.

I walked over to the cricket field and through the chunk in. There was a tremendous burst of brilliant blue light. when it faded, all that was left was a huge pile of sand. I was holding a key in my hoof. I don’t know how, it was just there. probably some kind of interdimensional transference. Ooh, didn’t know that before. The watch must not be finished. I felt a burst of electricity run through my skull. My head snapped back, and information flooded me, just for a second. The cybermen, the zygons, the silurians, the sontarans.... Oh, and I’ve grown rather fond of that blue box (since when?) and now...

ZZZTT

....Apparently bow ties are cool. ...Okay....