Doctor Whooves: New Genesis

So there.

The pile.

Of sand.

I walked up to it.

“What do I...”

ZZZTTTTT

“Oh.”

I stuck the key in the top and turned. The pile opened, and a hatchway appeared. There was a hole going straight down.

ZZT

“YOLO”, I thought to myself.

With a British accent.

ZZT

No, Gallifreyan. A Gallifreyan accent.

I jumped, landing on a cushion of compressed air, in the same TARDIS design I had just left. I still liked the box (apparently) so I galloped up to the controls and started pushing things. I landed in the 1960’s, and sure enough, it was disguised as a phone box. I climbed down to the underside of the platform and pulled open the box labeled

I pulled the box open. There were two wires leading into the box, connected by what looked like a USB 2.0 plug. I pulled them apart with my hooves. They seemed to be stuck together by a clip. I worked it open with my hoof, and the wires finally came apart with a bit of a spark. I closed the box.

I hoisted myself back up to the control room. I plopped down into one of the chairs.

Ooh. Quite comfy.

I felt like just falling asleep in the chair. It swayed back and forth, reminding me of when I was a little filly. I thought of Equestria, of Ponyville, of Canterlot.....

I fell asleep, my head sliding down onto the top of the cushion. I suppose I would have looked quite strange, hanging from the ceiling like that.

I woke up, startled by some noises the TARDIS was making.

ZZZTTTTTT

Ooh. The TARDIS is a girl.

And sexy.

Wait, what? Where did that come from?

Oh. Right.

I looked at the monitor on the console.

“Oh no, the feedback is not feeding back into the feedback loop.” I mumbled to myself, unwittingly referencing SG-1.

I forgot to close the engine circuit bypass, so I grabbed a few levers and reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. I soon realized that the engines needed to be charged, so I flew the TARDIS to a rift in time, to soak up excess radiation to charge the engines.

I landed in the Crystal Empire.

I stepped out.

ZZZTTT

The TARDIS would need about 2 hours to charge up, seeing as this is the first time it has. I stepped out of the TARDIS, and I saw Ditzy Doo out of the corner of my eye, and I could have sworn she was blushing.....