khajiit in equestria

                   [borderlands 2]

Vinnie opened his eyes and saw he was on sand so he got to his feet what e saw when he got up was two people getting attacked by people with saws one was dressed in a complete set of black armor the other one was a girl with red hair and her clothes covered in blood so he grabbed his deadric sword and ran in when he got to the battlefield he saw they were cornered so he ran through the psychos and he stabbed the big one in the head splattering blood everywhere then he said "Need some help?" then a psycho ran up behind him but he did a leg sweep and stabbed him then the girl said "No we got it." "Didn't look like it to me to me it looked like that big guy was going to kill you." then she smiled sheepishly and said "Well we would have just killed him afterwards ." "Oh how?" "The new u station." "What is that?" "Your not from here are you?" "Nope but let's talk later right now let's kill these fools." he said pointing at the giant wave of bandits coming to them then he picked up a sword and threw it to the guy dressed in black who caught it and he said "Many thanks my friend now let's kill some shit." then Vinnie drew his deadric dagger and his newly acquired shotgun then the stood looking at the wave of attackers then the girl summoned a giant robot then they charged at the enemies and Vinnie used his gun one handed the he ran out of shells in the clip so he put it up and drew another sword and started slashing through psychos and they started talking while doing so "Name's Vinnie what's yours?" the girl answered first "I'm Gaige  that's Zer0 and that's Deathtrap." she said pointing to each of them then the battle was over and he was hit in The gut with a bullet then Gaige looked up and saw Axton "Axton what the hell et your ass down here now." then the commando did"What?" "What you just shot someone who saved mine and Zer0's asses !" then he looked at the smoking figure lying infront of him "Oh shit." then he ran to him and looked at him nervously "Hey you ok." then he got his answer when a lightning fast fist sent him flying into a rock "Ok i deserved that." he said weakly then Vinnie said "Now i'm gonna pass out in a minute because the adrenalin is wearing off." then he fell down hitting a saw that cut halfway through his arm and Gaige said "Oh shit." then she walked up to him and her and Zer0 carried him to were Salvador was at the fast travel station "Go to Sanctuary now." they said and he set it to and they teleported

Vinnie started gaining consciousness when he opened his eyes he saw he didn't have his tunic on but what he saw next really was that his left arm was replaced with a new one made of a strange material then Gaige walked in and saw he was sitting up and shouted "Hey people he's up !"  then 7 more people came in and the one called Axton was hiding behind the rest of them then Vinnie said" Ok i have three questions first where am i,? second who are you ,? lastly WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY DAMN ARM!?!" there was silence then Gaige answered "Um we are on Pandora ., as you know i'm Gaige and these are my friends ."

then after  introductions and Vinnie calmed down he got up and asked "Now which one of you attacked me?" then Axton raised his hand "Well ok then now you didn't answer my third question." "Well when you blacked out you hit a saw and it cut your arm in half we brought you here and i cut your arm off and replaced it with a cybernetic arm that summons a fully decked out deathtrap so yeah." then she gave a sheepish smile then he grabbed his bag and drank a bottle of skooma then got up and turned his robotic hand into scales and put flames in it then dispelled them and then walked to Axton and said "Atleast you got the guts to man up to it" then he walked to the balcony and sighed then Zero came up behind him and said "Hello friend i have something for you since you saved me and my ally." he then proceeded to give him a exact replica of his sword and armor with a gh0st module installed with a slag sniper anda black shotgun (the conference call) and a smg "Hey Zer0 i cant accept this." "I insist take these." he said then a smile face showed on his visor "Ok fine." then Vinnie took it and put it in his bag then said "Well how are you?" "I am fine., you?" "Well i'm ok." "That's good but how's the new arm feeling?"  "It's ok but what happened to my old one?" "We had to put it in our safe to keep Tannas and zed away." "ok i know a safer place though" "Where?" "With me." "How is it safer?" "Because i'm awesome." then they both started laughing then he asked "By the way how long was i out?" "An hour." "Well damn." "Hell your lucky." "allot of people say that." then he jumped off the balcony along with Zer0 then they walked to Moxxies but on the way in a drunk patron started badmouthing Vinnie but he ignored it because he was used to it but then the drunk grabbed Vinnie's tail then he said "If you touch my tail one more time i'll kick your ass." then the patron pulled his tail again but he got knocked into the ally then he turned to his drink but when he looked up he saw he was getting stared at then he said "What i gave him a warning. "then he finished the drink and payed for it then walked out and went to the safehouse without being seen and went to sleep

after he fell asleep he was in a dark room with Celestia and Luna in it he looked coldly at Celestia "What do you want bitch?" then she answered "Well we were wandering if you made up your mind up yet?" then he said "What really i will but after i get home , find my kids , bury my wife and torture and kill whoever killed her ." then he pulled out a knife and threw it right at Celestia's hoof which made her and Luna jump back then they heard a laugh and someone say "Hello Tia it's been to long." then she said "Discord what do you want?" then a creature appeared infront of Vinnie "By the way your friend here is a bucket of chaos and" but he was interrupted by a hand wrapping around his neck then Vinnie said "Stay the fuck out of my mind." then he was thrown to the floor and he said "Now that wasn't very nice." but then Vinnie summoned one of his desert eagles "I just learned what these do today and this is stronger than the big one so you have two choices one leave willingly or two i splatter your brains everywhere and trust me i want to kill something right now " he said looking Discord in the eyes then the dracuis flashed away and Vinie dispelled the gun and said "Is that all i want to wake up now." "Yes that is all." then he was awake

when Vinnie woke up a girl was getting ready to put a needle into his arm but he grabbed it and asked 'Who are you?" she answered "I am dr. Tannis and i was just taking some blood because your a new sp--" she was interrupted by the intercom "Hello anyone there?" Vinnie walked up to it and pressed the button "Yeah this is Vinnie." "Hi you must be the new guy but could you come to the city gates we have a 'reformed' psycho down here." "Sure." then he left but looked at Tannis and said "I'm not done with you." that made her gulp

when he got to the city entrance he saw a big psycho but he looked him straight in the eyes and walked up to him and said "Hi there man the name's Vinnie what's yours?" then he extended his claw the psycho then said "Hello my name is Krieg."then he shook  Vinnie's claw but as soon as Krieg touched him Vinnie cringed up andthen he transformed and when itwasdone he was an exact copy of Krieg with the saw axe on his back "Damn now this is awesome." then he turned back but still had his axe and clothes on him but then Krieg said "Well that was weird." "Yup but could you teach me everything about that." "Sure and there a are the test subjects." he said jerking his thumb back at some bandits then Vinnie was his psycho again and he pulls his axe out then Krieg said "Well first off you have an infinate supply of dynamite and youan blow yourself up and  if you kill someone you don't die actually you heal up a bit then your saw axe slice em up  and you can throw mini versions but you have infinite amounts of them with it now lastly you always scream something when you go berserk now let's kill these guys." then Krieg shouted "STOP SCREAMING!" and pulled out his axe so Vinnie followed his example and yelled the same thing and in seconds they were gone and Vinnie was himself again and they were sitting on the couch in the safehouse and telling stories when the vault hunters walked

"---Ok so then the guy is on his knees shouting he yields so i let him live but the bastard reechesfor a sword but i take out my bow and shoot his hand then i walk up to him and lit the oil he was lying on with my torch and i walk out of there like nothing happened."when Vinnie finished finished his story he looked up and saw them "Hey guys this is Krieg he's a reformed psycho." then they said hello and Vinnie asked where they were Gaige said "We were fighting Teremorphis." "who?" "A giant ass thresher." "Ok well i gotta go." then he shook their hands but gained Maya's and Lilith's powers when they shook hands and teleported out