khajiit in equestria

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when Vinnie teleported he landed on a street and when he looked up and saw a figure holding a knife and the figure was staring at him so he drew his combat knife and said "Hey you friendly?" then the figure lunged at him and he deadpanned "Guess not." then they clashed blades and after a minute a crowed gathered around them the crowd consisted of a tall man in a suit with no face , a red dog with black hair , the rake (i couldn't think of a description of him.) and , a creepy version of Pinkie after a while of clashing blades the crowed started to move in but Vinnie used his free hand to make a ring of fire around them then the other person stomped on Vinnie's tail and then Vinnie started glowing red and he grabbed the person's knife by the blade and head butted him and extinguished the fire and stared at the crowed and said "Anyone else wanna try and beat me." then the tall man sent tendrils at him but he dodged them and tripped the man and finally the glow died down and he placed his blade in it's sheath and the other one in his bag  after that the person he fought a second ago smashed a piece of wood across his head and it broke and he said "Oh you have to be kidding me." then Vinnie turned and punched him and cast his bound sword and placed it on his neck and asked "Wanna talk now?" then he dispelled the blade and helped him and the tall man up aswell and said "Well now i think introductions are in order."

and the one in a hoody said "My name is Jeff , Jeff the killer and that's Smile dog."

Vinnie shook his hand but when he did he transformed and was a copy of Jeff and he said "Damnit Sheorengoth this is getting old." and he turned back he saw the looks he was getting and he just said "Don't ask."

Jeff just turned and whistled a tune and then the tall man walked up and said "Hello my name is Slenderman but if you want you can call me Slendy like Jeff." then they shook hands then

Vinnie grew tendrils and then sharp clawed creature "I am the Rake."

then the Pinkie copy "I'm --"

"Your pinkie pie right."

her smile grew "Yup how did you know?"

"I met the other version and i must say i like you more."

then she said "Thanks."

then Jeff asked "And who are you ?"

he smiled showing his fangs "Name's Vinnie." and Jeff asked

"Can i have my blade back now?"

"Sure." he then pulled the blade and said "Here."

then he gave it to him and Pinkie asked "Do you want a cupcake?"then she pulled acupcake out

"What kind?"

"A special kind." then he took it and bit into it and said

"There's blood in here isn't there ?"

"Yup how did you know?"

"I'm a fucking vampire." he said then she said "That would explain it." then they saw approaching lights and Jeff shouted "Damn Slendy did you eat the mayors kid ?!" the man shook his head and they started going to the house and Jeff opened the door and when they saw the people they had machine guns pointed at the house Vinnie then proceeded to put fireball in one hand a deadric shield in the other and he shot the fireball in the forest the people  followed it and Jeff said "That could be useful ."

after an hour Jeff and Vinnie were sitting in a large room and Vinnie asked "You know a place i could find a more appropriate attire and maybe some ammo for my weapons and more weapons ?"

"Well we have to go to 2 different places but yeah and we have to break in and steal a car to get there."

"Alright but what is a car?"

" You don't know what a car is ?"

"Nope."

"Oh well you'll find out soon but we have to tell Slendy."

"ok." the Jeff did and they walked to the woods and Jeff spotted a car so they walked up but when Vinnie saw the man in the car he had the misfortune of looking like a bandit who had once kidnapped his wife but Jeff snapped him from his thoughts by saying "Ok let's do this." but Vinnie walked to the car smashing the window and drug the man through the broke window and as he screamed vinnie punched into his ribcage and pulled out his spine and skull while blood splattered everywhere and Jeff just stared and finally said "Remind me not to piss you off."

"Thought you already knew that." then they got in the car and jeff drove when they turned on the radio on it played this

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while they listened Vinnie sharpened his knife after a hour of driving Jeff said "We're here."

"Good." when they got out they were at a clothes store and Vinnie picked the lock after another hour Vinnie had found a black undershirt , a trench coat , combat boots, cowboy boots , blue jeans , a white hoody , and a cowboy hat then they left and 10 minutes later they were at a sporting goods store but Vinnie couldn't pick the lock "Damn." Jeff said

then Vinnie kicked the door in "i think it's unlocked." then they entered and Vinnie said "Jeff see if you can find stuff for these." he said placing all of his guns on the table (except for the ones zer0 gave him)

"Ok" Jeff said after 20 minutes Jeff found ammo and silencers for the weapons and Vinnie grabbed a wooden handled hunting knife , a hunting rifle a revolver , a machete , and a gift for Jeff "Alright that it?" Vinnie asked

"We just gotta grab some food , tea and coffee but we can just buy that ."

"Ok." then they went to the car and Jeff had to leave his knife and after an hour Vinnie saw him coming out but he saw a girl tailing him so he got out and turned invisible and when the girl passed him he tackled her and said "Jeff ya got a fan here ." Jeff turned around and saw who it was

"Jane b but how? " then Vinnie pulled her up and asked "You know her?"

"Yeah but i thought she was dead." then Jane finally spoke "Yeah that was the plan asshole but i need to talk now get your pet off of me."

"Call me a pet again and i'll drain every ounce of blood from your body." he said showing his fangs

"Ok sorry but please let me go."

"First give me the blade that's on your thigh ."

"How did you-- , fine." then she did and he let her go then she said "Thank you now Jeff you thought i died giving birth but obviously i didn't but i did give birth and .... it's your son." Jeff's mouth dropped 3 inches and she said "And he's here." then she walked to a bush and grabbed a baby and brought it to Jeff which he grabbed it and cradled it

"Jeff let's go and bring them to." Vinnie said

"Ok but i might need a minute ."

"Ok me and Jane will go back a different way you drive and take good care of the kid." then Jane asked "Where are we going and how will we get there?" then Vinnie put on his new hat and said "I'll show you ." then he summoned Arvak and climbed on his back then he held out his paw to Jane to help her up

"No way in hell am i getting on a flaming skeleton horse ."

"It's either this or Durnehviir who is a zombie dragon."

"Fine." then he helped her up and said "Hold on tight." then she put her arms around his waist and said "Ok let's go." then they left and went to the mansion

it took Vinnie a while to explain what happened but after awhile everyone made up but after 3 hours they saw the people and Vinnie said "Everyone hide i'll deal with this ." then they did and he sat at the bar and he checked his revolver ammo and he had a full cylinder  after a second he had a bottle of ale drinking it then a man walked in and shouted "Hey freak where are your friends?!"

"How about you ask nicely bitch ?" he said annoyed then he got up and he noticed the man was his height and he said "How 'bout we walk out that door and fight like men ." he said motioning to the mans colt

"Sure." then they walked out the door and Vinnie saw 10 men infront of him and then after 10 seconds a bell went off and Vinnie drew his revolver and shot 5 bullets but was gunned down by the 5 men with machine guns and the man walked up to him and said "Now tell me were your freak friends are."

Vinnie coughed up blood and said "Fuck you." then everything went black and he  faintly heard a gasp then was in the void

when he opened his eyes he saw 17 figures and immediately bowed and the one in a black robe said "Rise dovahkin your time is not up yet." he then said

"Thank you mistress of the night." "Goodbye Vinnie and next time just call me Nocturnal." "Alright Nocturnal goodbye." then he was back in the land of the living

when he opened his eyes Vinnie stood up and drew his machete and walked up to a startled solder and sliced his head off then he put it up and he drew dragonsbane and Bolar's oathblade and started slicing up solders and when there was only the man who challenged him and he said "Now it's just you and me so let's fight." then they both drew at the same time but Vinnie killed him and he walked over and took the man's colt and bandoler and put it on and said "Guys come out." then they did and stood in awe but then Vinnie said "Hey Jeff i got this for you."then he threw Jeff's gift to him and he caught it and saw it was a new knife and Vinnie had carved a picture of his newly acquired family Jeff then said "Thank you."

"No problem ." then he said "Well let's go inside i'll cook dinner." Jane then said "I'll help"

"Ok so let's go." then they went inside and Vinnie and Jane started cooking  and after a few minutes Vinnie asked "So how's parenthood to you?"

"Pretty good except it can get annoying at times." she answered  Vinnie chuckled a little and said "Yeah i know i have two girls."  she looked at him and said "I didn't figure you for a father."

"Why didn't you?" he asked

"Becouse you seem like the heartless type." she answered

"I can be but i'm really a nice guy to my friends and family." he said as he finished the Potage le Magnifique  "Ah a meal for emperors litteraly."then he brought it to the dinner table and Jane brought in the drinks Vinnie went to get the others and saw a very funny sight slenderman was holding a remote in one tentical while pushing Jeff away with his hand Vinnie motioned for Jane to come and see it when she did they both fell over laughing then Jeff and slenderman looked over and saw the two laughing Jeff blushed a little from embrrasment and asked "What are you two laughing at."

"Slender playing keepaway with you." Jeff then pulled his knife threatningly but Vinnie threw his bag on the couch and cracked his knuckles and neck then he walked to Jeff which made him drop his knife and back up when Vinnie passed up Jeff's knife he picked it up and masturely flipped the knife and twirled it around then he walked up to jeff and grabbed his arm and pulled it up then he put the knife in his hand then walked to his bag then picked it up and said "Dinners ready." he after they all had dinner Vinnie was reading a book with his desert eagle on the table when they heard knock on the door as soon as he heard it vinnie grabbed the gun and pointed it at the door  then he walked to the door and opeaned it to see a man that looked like slenderman in a vest he walked past Vinnie with two others the man walked up to Slenderman and said "Hey bro i see you got a new pet."

he jerked a thumb at Vinnie then they saw Vinnie started to maliciously walk to them and he had put up the gun then Jeff shouted "Oh shit!" as he jumped the couch and flipped it while cowering Jane followed the man was chuckling when he turned to see Vinnie he stopped when he looked back to see the Rake and Slendy had joined Jeff and Jane

then in a second Vinnie had pulled the man to eye level and upercutted him and it had knocked him out then Jeff said "I just thought of something ." then he walked to the nearly unconciouse man and kneeled down then he said "You got knocked the fuck out man ." then everyone laughed and Vinnie said "Well i gotta go i'll visit sometime , oh and slender tell your brother hes a douche." then he started to teleport but something wrapped around his waist he looked down and saw Jane hugging him he pushed her off and she said "please don't go Vinnie." he responded"I have to but don't worry i'll visit you all." then he teleported out