This Title Sucks

FIGHT!

A/N read the title like the Mortal Kombat

"Oh shi-" Vlad managed to say before he got punched in the stomach and was sent flying into the wall, then disappeared into a puff of smoke.

"Hmph. Weak." Ahrimar said. He walked towards the doors when they all heard the sound of stone cracking.

"Finally enough Chaos so I can be free!!" Discord shouted.

"Shut up, bitch." Ahrimar said as he hammered Discord in the stomach and snapped off one of his horns, which he then used to plunge into Discord's heart. "Idiot." Ahrimar said. Suddenly Ahrimar heard someone humming a song, followed by, "Chargin' my attack." The next thing Ahrimar knew he was walking straight into a blinding light.

"AGHHHH!" Ahrimar, feeling that it was Holy Light, screeched. Then another song was cutting in.

(Recommended song. Drop the World by Lil' Wayne Featuring Eminem.)
"I got ice in my veins,
Blood in my eyes
Hate in my heart,
Love in my mind."

The blinding light cleared up and, when Ahrimar looked, there was a man standing there. The man had short white hair, his skin was a pale color, his eyes were light red making him an albino, across his neck he wore a golden necklace, but the rest was underneath his white shirt, in the pocket of his black pants he carried what looked like a cross in his pocket. This description made him look like a priest, but the song is one they would never listen too, there was also a crossbow strapped onto his back with a wooden stake instead of an arrow.

"I've seen nights full of pain, days are the same.
You keep the sunshine save me the rain."

He raised his crossbow and fired the wooden stake at Ahrimar, who barely had time to duck.

"I search, but never find,
hurt, but never cry.
I work and forever try, but I'm cursed so never mind."

The albino charged forward taking the cross out of his pocket. When Ahrimar looked it was actually a dagger. The albino charged and managed to cut Ahrimar's arm. Normally it wouldn't have hurt that much, but it burned like fire.

'Damnit it's either blessed, it was enchanted, or it was dipped in Holy Water. I can't heal wound with my magic if it was inflicted by holy water or blessed.' He tried to heal his arm and found that he could not. 'Damn so it's was either dipped in Holy Water or it was blessed. Shit.' He managed to duck underneath the blade as it went over his head.

"And it's worse but better times
seem further and beyond
the top gets higher the more that I climb."

He threw the dagger at Ahrimar who had, foolishly, caught it. It burnt through his hand. Ahrimar screamed in agony as he dropped the Holy Blade (Yeah that is what I am going to call the dagger.). The albino reached into his shirt and pulled out the necklace. On it... was the Holy Hand Grenade. "Oh shit!" Ahrimar shouted running away.

"The spot gets smaller and I get bigger
Tryna get into where I fit in
(Sorry if this offends somebody) No room for a nigga.
But soon for a nigga it be on mother fucker
Cause all this bullshit just made me strong mother fucker"

The albino pulled the pin, counted to three, and tossed it towards Ahrimar. Ahrimar ducked behind a wall as the grenade went off, some shrapnel hitting his leg.

"So I pick the world and I'm drop it on your fuckin' head, yeah!
Bitch, I'm a pick the world up and drop it on your fuckin' head!"

The albino charged after Ahrimar, and from his other pocket drew out a vial. Yet the albino still sang despite the destruction around him.

"Yeah! And I could die now Rebirth mother fucker
hop up in my spaceship and leave earth mother fucker I'm gone
Mother fucker I'm gone."

The albino, finding Ahrimar trying to limp, away shouted, "Oh no you don't Demon Spawn!" He threw a tiny bit of what was in the vial at Ahrimar who cried out in pain as the water touched his other leg. Ahrimar grasped his other leg and fell to the ground giving the albino enough time to catch up to him.

"Hold on.
I know what they don't want to tell you.
Just hope your heaven sent and your hell-proof
I-I walk up in the world and cut the lights off
and confidence is a stain they can't wipe off."

The albino lightly sprinkled some of the water in the vial around Ahrimar, who was trying to crawl away. When Ahrimar touched the ground where the albino put some of the water he felt as if something was burning him. Ahrimar, steeling his nerves, jumped, with both of his legs hurt, through the circle that the albino made of the water. 'DAMNIT that was Holy Water!' Ahrimar thought in outrage. It was then that he felt Shaded wanting to return to his body.

"Uhh. My word is my pride,
but wisdom is bleak and that's word from the wise.
Served to survive, murdered and bribed and when it got too heavy I put my burdens aside
So I could pick to world up and drop it on your fuckin head.
Ha Ha, yeah!
Bitch I'm a pick the world up and drop it on your fuckin' head,"

"I'm not finished with you yet, Demon!" The albino yelled, "If you do not give him back his body then I will make you suffer worse than you already suffered, Ahrimar!" Ahrimar gasped that the albino knew his name, and, worse yet, that there was a possibility that he could suffer worse, but Ahrimar wanted freedom from Shaded's body. Ahrimar has been inside Shaded's mind for over 1,000 years! The albino just shook his head, "Fine then, suffer more." He reached underneath the rubble the Holy Hand Grenade caused and grabbed the Holy Blade.

"And I could die now Rebirth mother fucker
Hop up in my spaceship and leave earth mother fucker I'm gone
Mother fucker I'm gone,"

The albino's voice was changing. He seemed to be crying, remembering something that he didn't want to.
"I'm gone.
It hurts but I never show, this pain you'll never know
If only you could see just how lonely and how cold
and how frostbit I've become, my backs against the wall
When push comes to shove I just stand up and scream 'Fuck them all!'"

Elsewhere in the castle

"Cadence, is it possible that I could have a tour of the castle?" Jane asked when John left to see what was causing all the noise.

"Yes what do you want to see first?" The pink alicorn replied.

"I heard that there were mines underneath Canterlot. Do you mind if we go see them?" Jane asked knowing full well what it was like down there.

"Sure just let me tell my hoofmaiden." Cadence replied as she went to tell them.

Chrysalis, seeing that something like that would happen, was disguised as her hoofmaiden. She just nodded her head when Cadence told her that she was going to the mines, but said that all the other hoofmaidens went to see what was going on outside. Cadence just nodded and went to show Jane to mines that not even Celestia seemed to remember.

When Cadence left Chrysalis gasped as a spike in both anger and sadness came from outside. She rushed outside and saw what was happening. There was an entire wall crumbling, there was a crater in the center, caused by the grenade, and she finally saw two humans, the one generating sadness and anger was the one with white hair.

"Man it feel like these walls are closing in,
This roof is caving in, op time to raise it then
your days are numbered like pages
and my book of rhymes got them cooking boy
this crooked mind of mine got them all shook."

The albino slashed downward with the Blade, but Ahrimar rolled to the left fast enough to make the blade plunge into the dirt.

"And scared to look in my eyes
I stole that fuckin' clock, I took the time
And I came up from behind and pretty much butt fucked this game up.
Better be careful when you bring my name up."

The albino wrenched the dagger from the ground and was kicked in the back by Ahrimar, who then felt like something was burning his foot. 'Geez what did he do? Bathe in Holy Water?' Ahrimar thought as he hopped on one foot. The albino got up and Ahrimar's foot stopped burning. Ahrimar got into his battle position and so did the albino.

Chrysalis watched to battle unfold feeding off some of the emotions the albino was giving off. 'If my plan for the wedding doesn't work then he would be excellent to feed off of.' She thought. She then remembered that she was going to trap Cadence in the mines. 'Well it's off to the mines.' She walked towards the secret door that led to the mines.

"Fuck this fame that ain't what I came to claim."

They both charged at each other, Ahrimar using hand to hand, and the albino using his dagger.

"but the game ain't gonna be the same on the day I leave it.
but I swear one way or another I'm make these fucking haters believe it."

Every hit Ahrimar got on the albino he burned the part of the body that hit him.

"I swear to god, won't spare the rod
I'm a man of my word, so your fucking heads better nod
or I'm a fuck around this bitch and roast everybody."

The guards were coming, as was John. They were surrounding both of them not knowing which one they were supposed to attack.

"Sleep on me and that's where your head'll lie
Permanently bitch it's beddy bye
this world is my Easter Egg, yeah prepare to die.
My head is swole, my confidence it up, this stage is my pedestal, I'm unstoppable."

They heard what the albino was singing and started moving towards him. The albino let out a guttural howl that emanated from his chest, and, for some unexplained reason, they felt afraid of him after the howl came out.

"Incredible Hulk your trapped in my medicine ball.
I could run around you so fast your fucking head'll spin dawg
I'll split your cabbage and your lettuce and your olives I'll fuckin'"

The albino's voice was coming back to normal as he charged at Ahrimar and managed to cut him across the cheek and once on the leg.

"Pick the world up and drop it on your fuckin' head, yeahh!
Bitch I'm a pick the world up and drop it on your fuckin' head
Yeah and I could die now rebirth mother fucker
hop up in my spaceship and leave earth mother fucker I'm gone"

His voice was splitting into two again as both the princesses arrived.
"Mother fucker I'm gone, I'm gone."

"STOP THIS FIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Luna shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Both the albino and Ahrimar were blown backward by the force of her voice.

After recovering the albino said snarkily, "Of course, Dovahkiin. Maybe after you stop shouting! Now if you don't mind I need to rid this planet of a demon." He started striding towards Ahrimar who, during their small talk, succumbed to Shaded, pulling his mind back into his own body.

Shaded seeing the albino walk towards him with a dagger in his hand froze him in place. Shaded just barely heard him say, "Fucking Mary Sue." Before speaking up, "Alright I call hacks. Dr. Hax do you want to take over?"

The next thing anybody saw was a computer fly towards Shaded and hit him in the face with someone calling out "HAAAAAAX!"

After Shaded got up he looked around and saw all the destruction. "Oh shit did I do that?"

"No most of that was me." The albino said with a small shrug.

"Wait how did you shrug I froze you in place!" Shaded exclaimed.

"It's magic people don't have to explain shit." The albino said with another shrug.

Shaded just sighed and asked, "Alright how did you make that big ass crater?"

"The Holy Hand Grenade." The albino said plainly.

"You have to Holy Hand Grenade." Shaded said in disbelief.

"Well no. It blew up after I counted to five."

"Three."

"Oh a watcher of Monty Python, eh?"

"No not exactly. I was Lancelot."

"You fucking serious?" The albino asked in disbelief.

"Yes."

"Did you hear that? It sounded like my brain exploding. Hey Demon holder of Ahrimar. Guess what."

"What?"

"I can fly. I also caught a Chiozu."

"Hey you stole that from Team Four Star's Abridged series!"

"Maybe, maybe."

Shaded sighed and asked another question, "What's your name?"

The albino smiled and said, "My name is ......"

A/N So I already have a name thought out for him, I want to see if you guys can come up with a better one for the Albino. Just so you know, my name for him is Ghost. Also 3 MALES and how much royalty is there? Not counting Blueblood and Cadence.