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Bastard

"My name is...? Whoa Deja Vu." The albino said. "Anyways my name is Ghost."

Shaded nodded and introduced the others. "Seems a fitting name for you. Now, if you don't mind we're taking you to the castle to answer questions.

"No." Ghost said.

"Well too bad." Shaded said as he used his magic to drag Ghost towards the castle.

"NO! Stop it you bastards!" Ghost shouted.

"Nah, I don't feel like it." Shaded said as he walked towards the, rather large, front doors.

Just when Ghost went past the doors, there was a guttural shriek. Shaded looked around and noticed something strange with Ghost. His eyes changed from a light red, to a blood red. Shaded then realized why. Ghost's eyes were bleeding! Just when Shaded saw that he realized the guttural shriek was coming from Ghost and that Ghost was bleeding out of his mouth, nose, and ears. "Oh SHIT!" Shaded shouted as he rushed him outside remembering that he didn't want to come in.

"Luna, Celestia, quick, get a doctor!" Shaded shouted and they rushed to find one. "John help me."

"I don't know how." John said in shock that whatever happened to Ghost happened.

"Help me turn him over!"

"Why?"

"We need to see how much he's bleeding out and where and to make sure he doesn't choke on his own blood."

"Alright." John said as he flipped Ghost over. There was a small puddle of blood that stained the grass. Luna and Celestia hurried back with the doctor.

"Needles." The doctor said stating his name. He was a beige stallion with strange hair that was light pink. His cutie mark was a needle. He looked at Ghost and recoiled. "How is he still alive? That is about twice as much as a normal pony produces."

"Humans are stronger." John and Shaded said simultaneously, both of them not thinking of a better answer.

"Alright then." Needles said, not quite sure.

It was at that moment that Ghost shot up and shouted, "DAMNIT!" He wiped his face off cleaning the blood that hadn't dried. He saw Shaded and said, "That is why I didn't want to go inside, bastard."

"What happened?" Shaded said completely forgetting about the others.

"Well you took me inside, despite my wishes against it, and you almost made me die. I do not want to die and go to some planet I don't know." Ghost said.

"I know that, except for that last part. What I meant was why did you almost die?" Shaded asked.

"Have you ever heard that a vampire couldn't come into a person's house unless they were invited in?" Ghost said.

"Yeah."

"Well the same thing goes for me. Except I'm not a vampire so don't worry about me drinking your blood." Ghost said. "The only way I could go inside is if the owners or co-owners allow it."

Needles, realizing that he would not be needed, went back to the Castle Infirmary to help with that other pony. Hot Head was his name if Needles remembered correctly.

"So that means that both Luna and Celestia has to invite you?" John said.

"One or the other." Ghost said with a shrug.

"Well it's alright for you to come in." Luna said.

"Just don't break anything." Celestia said jokingly.

"Thanks." Ghost said. They all walked back inside the castle.

With Jane

"Alright so we got her trapped. Now what?" Jane said.

"I will take her form. The wedding will be in a few weeks, but I need to drain some love from Shining Armor first so I could become more powerful." Chrysalis said.

"Alright, but what will I do until then?" Jane asked.

"Why don't you meet that new human that came today?" Chrysalis answered, with an almost dreamy expression.

"Alright then." Jane said with a shrug. She walked away and it seemed to be getting close to lunch.

Back with the Others

"Whose the chick?" Ghost asked.

"Oh her. She's Jane. Personal stalker to John." Shaded answered.

"Hey you guys don't have last names do you?" Ghost asked.

"No I do, but I don't think John has one." Shaded said casting a glance at John, who was talking to Celestia.

"I just thought up of last names for them. John Deere and Jane Doe." Ghost said with a smile.

"Son of a bitch. Why didn't I think of that." Shaded said as he facepalmed, which sent an actual crack throughout the hallway. John and Celestia stopped talking and looked at Shaded strangely.

"Sorry, just something stupid." Shaded said.

"Hey! I am not stupid!" Ghost yelled.

"I wasn't talking about you I was talking about what you said." Shaded said, sighing

"Let me send a letter to the Elements so you don't try anything funny." Celestia said as she wrote something down, signed it, and sent it.

After an hour passed, they went to John's room since it was near an almost secluded corner, there was a flash of light as six, now familiar, mares appeared. Ghost physically recoiled at the sight of them and muttered, "Oh fuck no." He bolted down the hallway.

"What is wrong with him?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know, but we better catch him." Shaded said.

Rainbow Dash shot off like a rocket, going as fast as she could in the rather large hallway.

"Nope, nope, nope, nope. I'm in a different versions of the same worlds. Nope." Ghost said as he ran down the hall.

He was then tackled by a blue blur. "SONUVABITCH!" He rolled and landed on top of her and shouted, "NO FUCKING WAY RAINBOW!" He jabbed an elbow down and it connected with her wing, popping it out of place. Rainbow gasped in shock then screamed in pain as she now realized her wing was out of place.

"Rule 1 of Amnesia: Don't look back. Rule 2 of Amnesia: Never break rule 1. Rule 3 of Amnesia... damnit I forgot rule 3." Ghost said to himself as he ran through the halls. He finally opened a door and slammed it shut behind him, then looked around.

"What...The....Fuck?" Ghost said as he looked at the room. Asleep on a bed there was a light pink alicorn. The alicorn took all of his attention. "Beautiful." Ghost said, quietly so not to disturb her.

Out in the hallway there was the sound of feet and hooves on marble. "Where did he go?" Shaded asked.

"Maybe he went in one of these rooms." Luna suggested.

All of them went to a door and opened it. It was empty. They did it for the rest before they came to Cadence's bedroom. "He must be in here. The guards told me they didn't see Ghost run past them." Celestia said pointing towards the guards that were patrolling the hallways.

They opened the doors and saw Ghost standing there guarding Cadence while she slept. When Ghost saw the door open he took out his Holy Blade and got ready for a fight. When he saw Shaded enter he relaxed a bit, until Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Rarity holding Rainbow in her magic so she didn't move, and Applejack. Ghost tensed back up eyes going back from all the mares.

Shaded motioned him to come in the hallway. Ghost followed warily, keeping out his dagger just in case.

When they got to the hallway, Shaded asked a question that was on all of their minds, "Why did you run?"

"Better for you to read it, I don't want to relive those moments." Ghost said. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small journal that was about the size of his palm. It grew in size and became a full journal. "Journal. Last six worlds I've been to." Ghost said.

The journal obeyed and opened up to some of the last pages. "Aren't you worried about it running out of paper?" Twilight asked.

"No. Enchanted so it doesn't run out of pages." Ghost said as he handed the journal to Shaded.

"What did you write?" Shaded said as he looked.

Ghost said one word, "Creepypasta."

Shaded visibly cringed and handed the journal to John. "What is a Creepypasta?" Luna asked.

"Basically stories that unnerve readers." Shaded explained.

"Oh come now. It can't be that bad." Celestia said.

"6th world I came to before this one," Ghost said in a cold voice, "I was captured, butchered alive, and had my organs stuffed inside a doll," He then nodded his head towards Rarity, "Rarity."

"What are you-" Shaded managed to say before Ghost continued.

"5th world I came to until this one. Trapped inside a farm murdered. No survivors. Applejack." Ghost said, nodding his head towards the orange earth pony. "4th world before this one, captured, tested on for five years before dieing in an experiment, Twilight Sparkle. 3rd world before this one, captured inside a shed, butchered alive like some animal skeleton on the walls, Fluttershy. 2nd world before this one, captured, chest cavity broken in half, stabbed through the chest, died by blood being sucked out of me, Rainbow Dash. Last world before I came here, captured, tied down, tortured, organs cut out one by one, last one to go was the brain, organs grounded down and put into cupcakes, Pinkie Pie."

"What does that have to do with them?" Celestia asked.

"They were the ones that did it to me. For every world I said, I said the names of the ones that killed me." Ghost said. "The journal is a written experience of what happened, exact detail, great detail."

Fluttershy looked too scared to pass out. All the others looked completely green. "That is why I ran. I don't know if it is a different version of those worlds. So as far as I know one of you could murder me while I sleep." Ghost said with a matter of fact tone.

"Oh." The ponies said in unison. It was then that Fluttershy fell to the ground, out cold.

"Who was that pony in there?" Ghost asked, changing the subject and completely ignoring the pony that fainted.

Celestia answered, "My niece, she is getting married soon."

Ghost's face looked excited, but Celestia saw it was hiding something else. Jealousy. "Who is she getting married to?" Ghost said in a fake excited voice.

"My brother." Twilight grumbled.

"When is it?" Ghost asked, still in a fake excited voice.

"Sometime after Hearth's Warming." Celestia said.

"Hmm. Hearth's Warming? Sounds like a holiday in our world. Christmas. Oh the pranks I could pull." Ghost said with a devious smile.

"Well, until then, you need a place to stay. You can stay at my place if your interested." Shaded said.

"Sure. I'm going to plan pranks until then." Ghost said, devious smile still on his face, and to add to it, he rubbed his hands together. Both Shaded and Ghost walked to the doors and headed to Shaded's house.

A/N I NEED PRANKS!!!! I already thought of one. Mistletoe prank. I need others! You will, most likely, get that prank put in. Also done the Mary Sue test. I did John, Shaded, and Ghost. John and Shaded were pretty much the same. While it said I made Ghost like me a bit. Meh not going to worry about it too much.