This Title Sucks

by Ghostdad7

Flashbacks

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Flashbacks

John woke up early and with a massive headache. He also noticed that he woke up before Celestia. No, he didn't look to see if the sun had risen, instead he looked at his bed and was surprised when he saw Celestia hugging him while she slept.

"The hell?!" John said, though he said it rather loud since after that Celestia woke up.

Startled by the noise Celestia quickly looked over and saw John. Both started blushing before jumping out of the bed simultaneously. "What happened last night?" Celestia asked still blushing.

"I don't know. All I remember is some wine. All of us drank it, except for Ghost." John thought about it for a moment. "You don't think...?" John trailed off, both of them knowing where the sentence would go.

"That bastard spiked our drinks!" John shouted as he rushed out to find Ghost. Celestia following soon after.

With Shaded

Shaded woke up with, like John, a massive headache. He opened his eyes and immediately regretted it. Bright sunlight went straight for his eyes. He covered his eyes when he felt something wrap around him.

He looked and saw Luna asleep right next to him. He then heard a snort of laughter. He turned his head and saw Ghost standing in the doorway.

Ghost looked between Luna and Shaded, with a rather devious look in his eyes. Shaded knew where this was going and shook his head. Ghost smiled and nodded his head. The process repeated a few more times before Ghost shouted out, "Wake up!!"

Luna startled and annoyed that her comfortable slumber was ruined shot a bolt of magic him and tried to fall back asleep. "Luna wake up! There's a surprise for you!" Ghost shouted again, trying to get her out of her slumber.

Luna cracked open an eyelid before both eyes shot open as she saw Shaded. It was then that both Shaded and Luna realized that Shaded wasn't wearing a shirt. Luna's face turned a beet red and looked away while Shaded was quickly putting on his shirt.

"What the hell happened last night!?" Shaded roared at Ghost. Meanwhile Ahrimar was laughing his ass off inside Shaded's head.

Ghost smirked before saying, "I'll tell you when John and Celestia get here. I did the same thing to them."

Despite herself Luna chuckled a bit. Shaded loved the sound of her laughing and looked at her. Luna, blushing at the look Shaded gave her, said quietly, "If she was in the same position I was then she would both love it and hate it."

"Why?" Shaded asked. Ghost facepalmed from the doorway.

"It's rather obvious that they both like each other, Shaded." Ghost said, annoyed that it had to be explained to Shaded. After that Ghost walked out of the room.

They followed him out and sat down waiting for John and Celestia. When suddenly Ghost spoke up, "Three, two, one." As soon as his countdown hit one they heard a shout outside.

"You bastard!!" John's voice echoed throughout the cave. Ghost smirked slightly and walked to the door, but didn't open it. He waited a few seconds before opening it just in time to let John burst through and hit the wall.

John groaned and got up. "You mad?" Ghost asked with a troll face plastered on his face. Next thing that any of them knew was that Ghost was pressed into the wall by a golden aura.

"Start explaining. Now." Celestia said in a commanding voice. Ghost didn't seem fazed though.

"Yes ma'am." Ghost said, managing to move his arm enough to make a salute. Celestia dropped him to the ground.

Ghost stood up and asked a question, "Do any of you remember about last night?"

"No." The other four answered in unison.

"Alright. First, freaky." Ghost said, talking about them answering simultaneously, "Second, I spiked the wine with some strong alcohol and something else that I will not tell until you say the right sentence."

"That doesn't explain why we don't remember what happened last night. I get drunk from time to time and I still manage to remember most of the night." Shaded said.

"Wow, well that was the right sentence. I added a memory loss potion to it." Ghost said smiling.

"You did what?!" Luna and Celestia shouted at him, both pushing him against the wall with their magic.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Shaded said, " Calm down Luna." He got up pulled her down until she was sitting. John did the same thing calming down Celestia. They both released their magical hold on him.

As he hit the ground he winced a bit. This action was not unnoticed by Shaded. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, just might have fractured a bone." Ghost said, standing up, "Nothing worth healing yet. Though maybe later it'll happen."

"Can't you just show us what happened? Like what Shaded did?" John asked, getting annoyed that it was taking longer then expected.

"No. I don't have that power. What I do have is mimicry." Ghost said.

"Hey what's going on?" John said.

The others looked at him. "What? I didn't say anything." John said.

"Really? I thought I saw your mouth move." Luna said.

They all looked at her. "I didn't say anything." Luna said.

"Please save your applause." Ghost said.

They all looked at him like he was crazy. "What? You didn't think they were actually saying that?" Ghost said chuckling. "I can throw my voice and mimic anyone I heard. Even if it was only once. There is also another form of mimicry."

They looked at him, but in his place was Celestia, minus the regal wear. They looked back at the Celestia where Ghost was, and the Celestia beside them. The Celestia where Ghost was then smirked and in a small flash there was another Shaded. He then changed back into he normal form.

He smirked again. "That was the other form of mimicry." He laughed slightly at their shocked expressions. "Anyways what happened last night. Well..."

Flashback

Ghost smirked as they took a sip of the wine. He didn't touch his, he just sat back getting ready to watch the chaos.

"Why aren't you drinking?" Shaded said, his voice starting to slur slightly.

"I'm not thirsty." Ghost said, still smiling as he pushed the drink away from him.

"I'll dinks it!" John said, the alcohol getting to him already. John reached out to grab it, but there was a golden aura surrounding it and it floated to Celestia. She gulped it down in one go. John saw the empty glass and pouted.

Celestia smiled slightly before saying, "You know you looks adorable when you pouts." Celestia was drunk also.

John blushed slightly and started to make a sentence when he was surrounded by Celestia's magic and brought up to her. Before any of them could form the next thought, Celestia's face shot out and pulled John into a kiss.

John struggled for a bit, before giving up and kissing her back. There was a flash and Celestia teleported John and herself to her bedroom.

End Flashback

Ghost smirked. Celestia and John were trying to avoid each others gaze, blushing. " Don't worry I made sure nothing happened. There was also another mix added to it. It made any sexual urges negated." If possible they blushed more. "Anyways, continuing on..."

Flashback

"Well that went fast." Ghost said, chuckling slightly. He looked over and noticed that Shaded and Luna weren't there. He looked around when he heard some giggles behind him. He was then shoved to the ground and the sound of running hooves and feet echoed through the hallway to his left.

He chased after them. He ran down the hallway and got to an intersection, but he was moving to fast to notice a foot being stuck out to trip him. He crashed to the floor and skidded down a few feet. He got up and noticed a guard was looking at him like he was crazy.

"What? I spiked their drinks and now their drunk. Oh and just a hint. Don't bother them when they wake up. They will have a major hangover." He then chased after the laughter that was coming from the hallway.

After being tripped, pushed, and slammed into walls Ghost finally got them. Though when he found them they were sprawled on the ground, out cold. When Ghost saw this he shook his head. He grabbed them and lifted them over his shoulders then started to make way for Shaded's home.

End Flashback

'Man. I like this kid. He cause more chaos with spiked drinks then I did.' Ahrimar said.

'Shut up.' Shaded thought to Ahrimar.

"I feel as if I'm forgetting something." Ghost said, his voice telling them that he was thinking. "Oh... Shit." Ghost finally said after a while.

"What?" Luna asked.

"I left my journal with those Twilight and the others." Ghost said as he got up.

"Why do you need it?" Shaded asked.

"Well a few reasons. One is that there are some questionable things in there. Two is that I explained each world in great detail." Ghost said. He walked to the door.

"I still don't understand." Shaded said.

"Each world I've been to had a few things. Wars, abuse, rape, and torture. If they managed to read my journal they will most likely have mental scars after reading it. I also explained some of my powers." Ghost said as he walked out the door. While that sunk in on the other four, Ghost was walking out of the cave and towards the castle.

They charged after him and started pushing him forward. "C'mon we got to hurry!" John said.

After Running to the Castle

"Did any of you read my journal?" Ghost asked Twilight, while the others behind him were out of breath.

"No. We couldn't open it. Even my magic wouldn't open it." Twilight said.

"Well that is good." Ghost said. He looked back at the others and raised an eyebrow. "That was why I wasn't hurrying. They couldn't get it open and even if they did it would take them a while to make out the words."

"Alright then. Why didn't you tell us?!" Shaded shouted.

"It's because I'm a troll. Problem?" Ghost said making another troll face.

"Now can you please explain your powers?" Luna asked.

"I don't know. Can I?" Ghost said, troll face still on him.

"May you please explain to us about your powers?" Celestia asked.

"There was the proper grammar." Ghost said, smiling slightly, "Alright, but later."


Author's Note

A/N Sorry for the long break. But yup I'm back and as a result I wrote a chapter that is slightly longer than the last one. Oh and please point out grammar and spelling errors. Yeah this was meant as a type of Christmas special. Sorry if it sucks.

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