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Chase

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" John yelled out, surprised that the light didn't make them blind for a little bit longer. Quickly looking around John saw a window to the left of him, but that way was closer to the door. Thinking of something quickly, but not thinking they would fall for it, he lifted up his arm, pointed behind them, and yelled "What's that over there!"

Stupidly they looked behind them. John said under his breath "Idiots." and ran towards the window shouting "LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINSSSSS!" which was followed by a loud crash as he went through the window.

Falling out the window that was about two stories high he landed on the ground and rolled, out onto grass. Jumping up he ran towards where he thought the exit was, but was instead led farther away from it.

Meanwhile back at the (for now I'm going to call it the transportation room) Transportation room. The eight of them there heard John shout out his cry before seeing him jump through the window "What is that thing doing!!" shouted Rainbow giving chase to it. Getting to the window just in time to see it run away, towards the gardens. "Guys that thing is running towards the gardens. I'm going to fly after it while you cut it off when it gets there." Rainbow said. After that she jumped out the window and flew towards the gardens.

John looked behind him and saw Rainbow chasing after him. 'Shit' he thought 'I thought that they would keep looking that way until I jumped out the window but maybe the stories are true that she is faster than a normal pegasus.'

Running a little farther John saw that he was in the garden. 'Shit if what the gardener slaves say are true then there should be a poison joke patch around here' John thought. One thing that humans were immune to was Poison Joke, instead of playing a prank on humans all that would happen was that they would just get dizzy with a slight chance of nausea depending on how long they stay in it. That is why Tyrant Celestia kept some humans as slaves to keep watch of the dangerous plants.

Finding a small patch of Poison Joke, John dived into it and lay down, the plants hiding him from view. After laying there for about a minute he heard the flapping of wings and the sound of hoof-steps. "C'mon guys I saw him around here somewhere." A, surprisingly, desperate sounding Twilight said.

"Twilight the only thing over here is that patch of Poison Joke. Princess, if you don't mind me asking why do you keep a patch of that plant around here?" Rarity asked.

"Well it grows here wildly and there is not much we can do about it, because ponies don't like the effect they have." Celestia answered.

It was at this EXACT moment that some Poison Joke rubbed against John's nose causing him to sneeze.

"What was that?" Twilight quickly asked.

"It sounded like a sneeze." Rarity said

"Where did it come from?"

"Oh I think over there by... the...... Poison Joke." Rarity said slowly.

"Fuck." John muttered under his breath as he got up quickly and bolted.

"There it is get it." Rainbow cried out.

John yelled over his shoulder "I AM A GUY thank you very much." After that snarky comment he ran in the opposite direction of the garden. THIS time heading towards the exit/entrance.

Little did he know that at the gate was Shining Armor himself. "Alright, men. We were given orders to capture this creature that is loose in the castle ground. We are not supposed to kill it." All of this was met by a murmur of "What is this creature?" and "How are we supposed to capture it?".

Their briefing was cut short by John running at the gates shouting again "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINSSSSSS!" Just as he was about to go through the gates they slammed closed. John was immediately surrounded by guards. John face-palmed and muttered "Should have known."

"HALT!" Shining Armor shouted. "you are under arrest for breaking into the castle and attempting to resist arrest."

John, recognizing the voice as Shining Armor, shouted out, in an attempt to troll him "What's up Shiny! Hows the marriage going?!" Fortunately for John the Elements heard that.

"WHAT!" Twilight yelled "You're getting married and didn't even tell me about it! Who are you even marrying?!"

After that everyone watched the siblings, one of them was glaring at the other while the other one looked away. During the confusion John, trying to be stealthy, crouched down and walked slowly towards the gates, but was then enveloped in a light pink bubble.

John was taking deep breaths and letting them out quickly, trying to see if there was a place that new oxygen was getting into. Noticing that there was, he quickly ran his hands across the inside of the bubble while the ponies were watching him wondering what he was doing. Finding a small hole in the bubble (that recycles the oxygen) he lifted his arm, made a fist, and punched the hole. The effect was immediate the bubble shattered like it was glass, even making the sound.

Trying to find another way out John bolted away from them, but was then caught by a magical aura holding him in place. "Let me go! Come on let me go!" John yelled while trying to push against the aura. After a few minutes he sighed in defeat. "Alright. What now? Execution, torture, lashes, banishment to the moon, banishment to the sun? Or is it all of them put together first lashes, second torture, then banishment to the moon, then the sun, and finally execution." He said. Managing to turn his head a bit he saw their horrified expressions. "What? Oh don't tell me your NOW becoming good." John said sarcastically remembering the times Tyrant Celestia had been claimed to be good.

Meanwhile in the Slave World

"You mean to tell me that the boy managed to escape my top soldiers and the Elements!" Tyrant Celestia screeched. "You idiots I don't care if he's on another planet FIND HIM!" she sighed "Now I'm going to try to relax. Bring in that human singer. I believe his name is Justin Beiber."

(Okay so you probably know him already so I don't need to do a description) Justin walked into the room with a mic. Deciding to sing a song that he wrote he started. "Baby baby baby OHHHHH-"

"CUT OUT HIS TONGUE HIS MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!!!" Celestia shouted out. Guards came immediately and dragged him away. "Never again will he sing. That was just terrible."