Applejack and the Golden Apple

Stomping came from the hallway, it seemed. "What is it, dear?" The voice asked Twilight. Suddenly, around the corner came an unusually shaped grotesque blob of white. "R-Rarity..." The unusual looking Twilight stammered, "I think something happened to Jappleack...". "Rarity?!" Applejack exclaimed, once more stricken with surprise as her mouth hung. "Well of course, m'dear! It is only I, the loveliest of all ponies!" The disfigured blob said. "Yeah... beautiful..." Applejack tried to pass off. "Well of COURSE!" Rarity flaunted herself, her fat rolls swaying with her movements in a grotesque fashion. Applejack nearly vomited on her pillow. Suddenly, her realization came back to her, "What happened to ponyville?!" She questioned everypony. "Oh, he went away bored as always." Rarity told her. "But the elements..." Applejack said once more with confusion staining her face. Rarity leaned on her bed, the frame creaking under her weight, saying,"Oh dearest Jappleack-" "WHY DOES EVERYPONY KEEP CALLIN ME THAT??" Applejack interjected. "Dear! It's your name, is it not?" The morbid blob of white said to her. "No! It isn't!" Applejack told her, wincing as she got out of her bed. "Now, i'm just gonna go outside, and y'all better not follow!" Applejack said in her thick accent. The other two ponies glanced at each other, yet stayed in their place as Applejack walked out of the hallway and out of Rarity's door, slamming it shut behind her.

"Now I gotta go back to the farm and just see if that spoiled apple is there again.." She set her objective, not eager to taste the metallic apple again. "I just need to get outta here..." she whispered to herself as she trotted along the outskirts of ponyville, not wanting to see the destruction or ponies inside.

She stepped onto her plantation, making a beeline for the cave saw in the distance. "HEY FAGGOT!" She heard in her direction. Applejack turned around to a horrible sight.