Applejack and the Golden Apple

It was HER standing defiantly across from her. Yet, like twilight, she looked a little more.... deformed. "WHAT R YU DOING U FAGET?!" The deformed pony interrogated. "Why, I'm just goin to that cave over yonder." Applejack said defensively. "Oh, well ahm jes' goin' ta the cave o'er yonder." The rude pony mimicked. "BITCH I'M JAPPLEACK AND U PONY FAG BETTER GET OFF MY ORCHARD BEFORE I SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE IN THE SOUTH!" She yelled at Applejack once more. Applejack stepped back. "Wha- You? Everyone has been saying i'm you..." She suddenly realized. "AND WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO THOSE OTHER PONY FAGS?! WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY THINK I'M AN UGLY-ASS PONY?!" The rude doppleganger yelled again. Applejack looked down, her feelings being torn to shreds. Keep calm, Applejack she told herself. They're only words. She turned away and galloped as fast as her fatigued muscles could take her. "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!" Jappleack screamed again, pursuing her like a jaguar would it's prey. Jappleack pressed on, as Applejack's hooves were near giving out. "DON'T GO NEAR MY DAMN APPLES, YOU BITCH!" she screamed to Applejack. Applejack looked behind her to see a terrifying sight. Jappleack looked ravenous, her eyes wild with rage as the obscenities continued to blurt out of her mouth like water from a waterfall. The adrenaline coursed through Applejack, driving her to the edge of the plantation. The gate was in sight as Jappleack pursued her even more, nearly grabbing her heels as she neared. Applejack mustered nearly the last of her energy and bucked with all her might. The evil, dirty-mouthed pony was rocketed back into a tree, the apples falling on her head as a large lump appeared. Great thinkin', dear Applejack told herself as she lurched forward. Finally, she reached the cave. The sign in front read "ALL FAGS KEEP OUT" in scratchy, backwards letters. She walked into the cave, retracing her steps from before, and found the apple there. "YOU FUCKER" she heard and turned.