The Amorous Adventures of Scootaloo's Helmet

Scootaloo eventually came to forgive Rainbow Dash. They now live together (with a helmet). Their struggle to have their marriage (to a helmet) officially recognized led them to form the Love Doesn’t Care If You’re Inanimate movement, and was chronicled in a documentary funded through Buckstarter.

Scootaloo’s parents remained boring and accepted their daughter for what she was, which was very disappointing and also boring. They do, however, make sure to keep their bicycle helmets locked up whenever their daughter and her spouse (and helmet) visit.

Applejack was never able to get the image of Applebloom and her friends in the clubhouse out of her mind. Eventually, she convinced herself it was a dream and turned herself in for secret fillyphilia. While at the corrections facility, she met Strange Fixation. The two married after release, and engage in frequent sexually deviant roleplay. Sometimes these roleplays include Strange Fixation dressing up as a schoolboy, complete with helmet and very short shorts. Applejack has never been able to figure out why this unnerves her so much.

Sweetie Belle became a member of the Equestrian National Standards Institute, where she tests helmets for evil. Also their ability to absorb and distribute the impact of a frontal, side, or rear collision. Mostly evil.

Applebloom did some things, too. I guess. Probably related to apples. Not helmets, though. Whatever.

The moral of the story is, never ride any open passenger vehicle without appropriate headgear, and always check your helmet to make sure it has been approved by one of the following organizations: ANSI, Snell Memorial Foundation, CEN, or BSI.
Unapproved helmets, sometimes referred to as “brain buckets,” may provide little protection in the event of a crash. They may also be evil and attempt to rape juvenile horses.