Amazing Times

author note: i hope u guiz injoy! dis storee iz nawt 4 prepz! if ur a prep den gtfo! ((This is the actual author. I hope you enjoy this tale of terribleness. I can already feel my brain cells dying.))

mai naem iz Black Sun n im a red n blak alicorn. dis iz da stori of hao i bcame da 7th element uf harmoni n saevd equetra.

i am da secrt dahter uf Celestia n Luna. i wuz born durng a soler iclise n nither Celesta or Loona new i wuz born. i wuz sent 2 da dungon 4 mai childhood wer i lernd that i wuz a vampony. i kild evri1 in da dungen n i wuz den exild 2 poni ville. i her uf 6 gurlz in town ho saevd equestra mani timez n i wnt 2 go meet dem.

i wnt 2 dem n i sed "hi" n dey sed "hi" n i sed "hru" and dey sed "gud n u?" n i sed i wuz gud. i den pounced on da rainbw 1 cuz she wuz meen n i sukd her blud. da othr gurlz did nuthin but watched with aw. i den stopd suking. da rainbw 1 wuz stil aliv. dey taught i wuz kewl n dey praised mi. i wuz der nu friend.

((Oh my GOD! I can't even bring myself to write this! That's it, end of Chapter 1. I'm going to do something intelligent now...))