Amazing Times

author note: dis iz a gud stori iznt it? itz guna b better. ((UGGGGGGGH! I'm not even 2 chapters in this and I want to stop!))

it wuz a fu mnths sins i bit da ranbw poni n shi grew fngz n a hrn. o her naem iz rainbow dash btw. she bcme a vamponi n shi dyd hr ranbw mane red n black ovr hr ranbow mane n shi chngd hr nema 2 deadly dash.

shi bcme cyoot nao n i wntd 2 hav sx with hr. but dat purpl 1 kept kising her. i dcided 2 bite hr 2 n shi bcme a vamponi 2, groing wigs n her fr chngd 2 blck n hr man chnged 2 red n lite red. shi also bcame cyoot n i wanted 2 hav sex wit her 2. n so i had a 3sum were i gru a rely big ting n i fukd dem n i got dem pregnat n dey hd mai babiz. da purpl 1 bcame nolight sparkless

den i gt 2 no da other gurlz n i bit dem 2. dey all chgnd 2 n i bcame friendz wit a buch of alicrn vamponys. da onli 1 dident chng moar. dat wuz flootershai. i wuz ok wit dis cuz shi wuz kute nyway as shi wuz so i was ok wit dis. shi wuz stil an alicrn but her mane bcme barly drkr n her body becme a drkr yello. shi became flutternotshy.

i wnt up 2 her "flutternotshy ur cute" i sed. "no im not" shi sed. "yes u r" i sed. "ok i am" shi sed. we den bgan 2 maek out n wi had sex. it wuz gud n i got hr pregnet. i had anothr kid n i lovd her moar den da others. "oh ur so cute babi" i sed. "goo da babi sed. "i no rite" i sed. flooternotshy den kisd mi n hld mi close. "i luv u" shi sed. "i luv u 2" shi sed.

wi began 2 have sex agen n den wi wre stopd by our frends, "wut da fuk r u doin u cheetin hore?" dey called.