(Rated T: Alcohol Mentioned On Several Occasions)
I never thought my life could be anything but ale and whiskey, but suddenly I'm a mulberry pony...
Wait, that's not how the song goes. *Hic* And why does my hand feel number than usual?
Everything's out of focus. *Hic* No, no, no. I most drunkenly am not assured. *Hic* Let's have look in the mirror.
Oh! *Hic* Hi, Berry Punch. How'd you get on Earth? *Hic* What? No, I asked you. Why are you copying my motions... and why are you so quiet? *Hic* You know what? Forget it. *Hic* Good night!
*Collapse to the floor.*

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I have to wonder sometimes if I have any shred of dignity as a writer.
But then I realize something.
I have no dignity.
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