ytp my little acid trip friends on LSD

Chapter 1: the Equestrian JoJ act

For note:

This will be very strange if you aren’t familiar with youtube poops. To get familiar watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qomos5A1BFE and a few other videos by Cs188 as this will be mainly Cs188 quotes thrown into the poniverse.

Scholars have long since told of ho discord is the master of chaos but there is another, one with sex jokes and SentenCE mixIng.

Weegee the true master of all chaos in the multiverse stared down at the world, the events he set in motion would be, entertaining.

Rainbow Dash and Pinky Pie sat on Twilights couch with a copy of Halo: reach loading up in the x-box they brought over. “Dude are you ready?” asked Dash.

“Aw Yeah!” responded the pink LSD abuser. The two were over for a sleep over at Twilight's place.

“Oh! Come On! Get it in there! Deeper! Harder! ARGGGHHHH!” the two gaming ponies were screaming, obviously making the neighbors think there was mass erotic activity next door.

“Would you two be quiet!” The other 4 mares whom were over for a slumber party yelled.

“Hey mind if we watch the royal debate tonight?” the two fully erect gamers sighed and quit the game; it was Twilight’s party anyways.

They turned the T.V. to the correct channel as the debate was just opening, there at the podium was princess Celestia and the Equestrian congress in the benches surrounding her. “My fellow Equestrians, and members of cockgress. I introduce to you the Equestrian JoJ act, the Equestrian JoJ act is simple, Pass this JoJ right away. Ass ass ass, tits tits tits, masturbation masturbation, cum cum cum cum cum." Dead silence filled the room all 4 mares were completely shocked at the out of place profanities. "The Equestrian people have been living week to week to week, and I have the solution, ishwalution-ishwalution, Wipe out China! And a tax on all Equestrians!” Celestia continued causeing the debate room exploded with claping.

Twilight could only sink back into her couch in horror as her mentor continued to make a fool of herself. “We need more ladders more ladders more ladders more ladders! Every child deserves a good WHOAing, and we will be the ones to give it to then!” once again the congress ponies (potential child preditors) began to clap.

“Does this happen every debate? Cuz if so I have a new favorite show.” Stated a very amused Rainbow Dash as she turned to leave. Leaving a hyperventilating purple unicorn on the couch.

“Where the hay are yall go’in Rainbow?” Applejack asked of the multi coloured  pony who was leaving the party early.

“Spitfire asked me to come over for the night! I bet I’m going to become a wonderbolt!” explained Rainbow Dash.

“That cougar is probably looking to make pony sex.” Stated Spike and earning him a disappointed look from Twilight. “Don’t submit to her.” Finished Spike, before getting slapped on the back of his head by Rarety.

“Nonsense, I only penetrate moms on a busy school morning!” she said before throwing a hoof over her mouth in realization that she had just revealed her weekday morning routine to her friends. She flew of to Cloundsdale as fast as possible before any questions could come up. Leaving Spike defenseless for when Twilight disciplined him for his language.

The neighbors had just settled down from the Halo: reach incident when from Twilight house Spike could be heard screaming “No! Not the bees! Not the bees! AGGHH! All in my eyes! Not the bees!” leaving the neighbors rather concerned about Twilight and friends erotic tendencies, really Twilight was pouring bees on his face as punishment.

Authors notes:

Most of the quotes are from Cs188’s video Brack Obama’s new world order acid trip.

I told you it would make pinky pie seem normal.

I don’t care to much about grammar for dis.

If ur gonna dislike go out of your way to be as big an asshole as posible

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