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Chapter 2: Slutfire and Michael Rosen

after leaving the party Rainbow Dash arrived at Spitfire’s house, in cloudsdale within 20 minutes, embarrassment making her faster. She knocked on the door and was greeted by a Spitfire in sluty lingerie. She made a mental note that spike was probably correct. She then entered and was given a brief tour of her house that ended with her room (confirming Spikes suspicions).

“So u get on that bed and I’ll go prep.” Said the cougar-bolt.

“Wait your 23 and I’m 17. You want a child waiting in bed, you pedo!” Deduced Rainbow Dash.

“Aw I know you have no problem with that. it was my mother, December 21 ten years ago. I because of you my mom was to preoccupied to pack me a lunch that day.” Spitfire said causing Rainbow Dash to revel in the fact that even as a 7 year old she was getting it done with people's mothers.

“fine. Whore, Get On The Bed!” Rainbow Dash commanded. And the slut did as told. Allowing Rainbow Dash a chance to inspect her snatch.

“Use soap to wash the cum out of your filthy asshole. I’m out” said the cyan Pegasus turning to leave.

“Wait, your gunna love my nuts!” called out Spitfire, Dash’s face drooped, and she sprinted as fast as possible out of that house.

Looking for a place to rest she noticed, that on an nearby cloud there was an empty seat on a park bench  next to a strange creature. “Hey mind if I sit here, my name’s Rainbow Dash fastest flier in all of Equestria.” She asked, and introduced herself.

The creature looked up suddenly and said “Hello, I’m Michael Rosen and I’m on a quest for hundreds and hundreds of plums! What brings you here?”

Rainbow Dash retold the night’s events. “AH reminds me of the time when for six hours I was at it with my sister.” Exclaimed Michael Rosen.

Ignoring the incest Dash ventured to ask “You don’t have wings how did you get up here?” sending the creature into deep thought for a moment before responding.

“Me, Mervin, and Hairybo were fighting the fearsome Skyfoogle! Oh No! It picked me up and left me to just keel over and die here, that’s not very nice not very nice at all.” Michael finished. Earning a confused look from Rainbow Dash.

"If you want i can fly you down to the surface." Rainbow Dash offered feeling rather sorry for the doomed creature.

"If you can that would be fantastic and for entertainment I will sing." Michael said.

“the Michael Rosen rap: you may think I’m horny, and you may think I’m the fastest lad in the land, well hold on to your grand dad cuz I’m going to tell you something that will burn your village!” The deranged “human” sang as Rainbow Dash Carried him back down to the surface. The song was terrible and off tune, but know how society it would become a hit and every time she tried to listen to the radio it would be on.

“Thank you flying horse because of this I won’t feed you to the most fearsome beast in Holland!” Rainbow took these words as a good thing. “now I just need to find, Mervin!” he exclaimed.

“Oh hey Michael, um good to see you.” Said the other human apparently named Mervin.

“Where is Hairybo?” asked Michael.

“He didn’t make it boss the skyfoogle cooked him into a pie. I can remember his last words, I didn’t want to kill the inspector I did it for the café! I can even remember his last words eating me is wrong eating me is murder.” Mervin recounted.

“Fantastic! Rainbow Dash do you wish to join us in our escapade for the hundreds and hundreds of plums!” Michael rather bluntly asked.

“Uh, Sure I’m probably never making the wonderbolts now any ways.” Rainbow Dash answered. not that she would want to now she knew about Spitfire.

Authors notes:

Not many Cs188 quotes.

Many from various poopers most notably infectionform.

I told you it would be random