A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Discord looked at the Republicrat Party, then said "Well, are you scared? I am scared too! So I am going to watch from above!"

And with that, he vanished.

Gary...

Gary Johnson looked to Ron Paul, "Um, I did not expect this too happen."

Ron Paul replied "I thought it would look more like a duck head."

I.. F..E..E..L... R..I..C..H...

Twilight backed up, "Uh, what do we do?!?!"

Rainbow Dash looked at the Republicrat party, "Heh, i doubt it is THAT tough, just watch!"

Dash flew up to the Republicrat Party, and the stuck her tongue in it's face. So, it properly responed by flashing the thoughts of a thousand years of never ending torture in Hell and being eaten my Satan into her mind.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Yelled Rainbow Dash right before she passed out.

Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary... G..O.. T..O.. C..H..I..N..A...

Rocky anderson had enough, and picked up his mini-gun and said "TONDA GOSSA! EAT COMBUSTABLE LEMON IN BULLET FORM!"

Rocky fired many rounds into the Republicrat Party, though it only responded with shaking and groans.

R..o..c..k..y... eat pie!

Suddenly, Rocky anderson turned into a Pie.

Applejack turned to Ron Paul, "Ron, get my rope."

Ron quickly tossed Applejack a rope, and he promptly pulled out a samurai sword from his shirt somehow.

C..o..m..e... a..t... m..e... b..r..o...!

Applejack tossed her rope around the demonic mass, and Ron Paul Ran up all Samurai Jack style and cut it in half.

Then, the Mass reformed together, and blasted Ron Paul to the moon.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Twilight, as she repeatedly fired explosive spells at the Republicrat Party.

In return, the Republicrat Party Blasted her back, turning her into an Orange.

"You Monster!" shouted Jill Stien, as she threw a very explosiv bong at the Republicrat Party.

In return, the Republicrat party blasted her with tons of LSD, causing her to pass out.

"Stop the Violence!" Yelled Virgil Goode as he Threw one of his socks at the Republicrat Part.

S..t..a..r..t... m..o..r..e... w..a..r..s... said the Republicrat party as it Turned a random turtle into a tank, and dropped it on top Virgil Goode.

Pinkie Pie jumped infront of the demonic mass known as the Republicrat Party, and fired the party cannon at it.

N..O.. M..O..R..E... Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun... replied the Republicrat party, as it formed a tornado, of which sucked congressmen out of Congress, and fired them into Pinkie's mouth, nearly killing her with stupidity.

Adolf Hitler ran towards the Republicrat Party, and started yelling like he thought he would turn into a Super Sayan or some dumb stuff. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAH AAAAAAAHHHH!"

In Response to the annoying yelling, the Republicrat Party fired a rubber band, killing Adolf on impact.

Rarity had enough, and Fired a powerfull spell at the Republicrat Party, turning it into a pretty doll.

"What? It had horrendous hair." she said.

Suddenly, the Doll exploded and the Republicrat Party reformed, then Turned Rarity into a person from Jersey.

H..i..t... t..h..e... f..i..s..c..a..l... c..l..i..f..f...

Fluttershy and Tom poked their heads up from behind a seat, both hugging in absolute fear. Tom then said "Gary, what do we do?"

Gary looked at what the Republicrat Party did to everyone on his side, and replied "kick some flank!"

Gary Johnson than ran up to the Republicrat party, and gave it a HIADUKEN, and then repeatedly hit it with a bicycle kick.

N..o... M..o..r..e... F..R..E..E..D..O..M... said the Republicrat party, as it launched North Korea's out of control Satelight at Gary, knocking him back.

Tom looked to Fluttershy, and said "There is nothing left to do but... OH YEAH! let's sign, maybe a random song will help!"

Shigesato Itoi Flew into the Room on a jetpack and gave Tom lyrics to the eight melodies, then flew away.

"Weird, but okay!" said Tom, as he started "Take a constitution..."

S..t..o..p.. singing. Said the republicrat Party, as it made an ear retching sound to shut Tom up.

Gary stood up, and said, "Oh, I know this!" *Cough Cough* "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly..."

STOP S..i..n..g..i..n..g... Said the Republicrat Party as it fired a beam at Gary, only to be reflected by a mirror.

Fluttershy then bravely stood up, and started "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people..."

Morons morons morons morons morons morons......... STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!

Ron Paul fell into the room from the moon, and stood up, "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people, to earn freedom..."

Enough Enough Enough Enough Enough! screeched the Republicrat Party as it threw more congressmen.

Somehow, Twilight reversed the orange spell, and started singing "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people, to earn freedom! Raise your voices..."

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!! Yelled the demonic mass as it shook all of Washington D.C.

With this revelation, Discord Showed back up and said, "Do something! Don't let them beat you with a song! can't you congressmen do anything!"

A random congressman replied "yes, but it take three to four weeks, and requires a lot of pork to be added!"

Rarity and Pinkie Pie became normal as the Republicrat Party weakened, and started singing "Take a Constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people, to earn freedom! Raise your voices, get your tea now..."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The republicrat party made a loud screech heard across the world, and caused one guy to drop his ice cream.

Jill Stien Woke up, and Rocky Anderson became Human again, and they started singing "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people, to earn freedom. Raise your voices, get your tea now get liberty now..."

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!

Then, everyone consecutively sang "Take a constitution, craft it perfectly, unite the people, to earn freedom. Raise your voices, get your tea now get liberty now, sing the melody of rights, oh rights, oh rights, ooooho riiiiiights!"

With a loud Screech, everything started to fizzle, and suddenly, flash into a blinding light.