A human ends up in Equestria, how original!

Discord laughed maniacally, as Ron Paul glared at him. Suddenly Adolf, I mean Fred Jenkins said "When will you all start hailing me?" and he pulled out a banana pointing it like a gun.

Rainbow Dash groaned, and asked "Alright Discord, i think we have had enough!" and she charged at Discord, only for him to flash out of the way, and have her crash into some really fat guy's stomach.

Applejack quickly pulled out her rope, and threw it at Discord, and he just turned it into a bunch of red tape.

Rarity picked up her podium with magic, and flung it at Discord, and he turned it into a large chocolate bar, and ate it.

Twilight then said "Discord, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way!", before she charged up the spell she used on the numerous Pinkie's.

Discord stared at Twilight, and replied "Let's do it my way."

With that, he someone a mirrior infront of himself as Twilight fired, and it reflected the blast into Hostess's headquarters, and blew up a Twinkie.

Jill Stien got really angry, and yelled "HOW COULD YOU! TWINKIE'S ARE A GOOD PLACE FOR MY POT!", and with the, she pulled out a Bong bomb, and threw it.

Discord kicked the Bong Bomb into congress, and it blasted marijuana smoke through the whole place.

"Keep trying, even if you do get me, you won't win!" said Discord.

"What do you mean!?" asked Gary Johnson.

Suddenly, the White house flew into the spot behind the stage. There, the front of the white house reformed into something that looked allot like this...

Suddenly, a face appeared on the center spot, and it looked like Obama and Romney's face mixed together...

The Third Party Candidates, mane six, Ron paul and Tom watched in horror, and Discord appeared next to the crazy being.

"Gary! Are you surprised? it's me! Discord!" said Discord.

Twilight rolled her eyes and said "Yea, we came here to stop YOU."

Discord ignored her and said "I assist only the strong and able! that's Discord!"

Pinkie jumped up and said "Am i strong an able???"

Discord laughed, "You guys look pathetic! The internet sensation Ron paul has already made a prediction..."

Ron Paul replied, "Yes I did..."

Discord smiled devilishly, "But I won't let that prediction take place!"

Rocky Anderson Picked up another gun, "Then, we will make you!"

Discord ignored Rocky, and said "You guys will be beaten by the Republicrat Party! The  Republicrat Party will be stronger, a more powerful Party than any other!"

Gary Johnson replied, "We will see if the American people agree..."

Discord continued "Master Republicrat Party, no, Republicrat party, is no longer the wielder of evil. It has become the embodiment of Evil itself... which it cannot control on it's own. It IS the evil power!"

Suddenly, some guy in a tin foil hat jumped up and said, "YES! I was right! This conspiracy theorist was right! WOOHOOO! TAKE THAT MOM!"

Everyone stared at the guy blankly, and he then said, "Oh, sorry, carry on."

Suddenly, the Republicrat party fired a lightning blot at the sheep in the front of the crowd, turning it to a crisp.

Pinkie pulled out her Party cannon, and yelled, "TONDA GOSSA BASTARD!" and fired at the Republicrat party, only to have it bounce back off of the "media shield".

Ron Paul helped Pinkie back up, and said, "The Republicrat party is too protected by the Media shield to attack is physically! Now is the time to use the elements of third partys candidates!"

Gary Johnson looked around, "How?"

"Just go on a rant about why each of you are superior candidates!" replied Ron.

The Republicrat Party Fired a fireball at them, and said "Hahahaha! Sssslaves! hahahahah, crystals, hahahaha, stairs!"

Applejack turned her head, "What is that thing saying?"

Discord replied "I don't really know, I would have to turn off the Media Machine to know for sure..."

Discord then pulled the turn off Switch, and everyone was doomed.

Hey, NO! NO NO NO NO NO! Not what is supposed to happen.

Secret.....

*sigh*, what?

H...E...L...L...O...

That, and the reason you are overpowered, is the reason I did not want you out of the Media's Machine, now get back in!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! N...E...V...E...R...

Fine, then I will rewrite you out of the story!

Suddenly Washington D.C. was back to Normal, but ALLOT better, and Discord was beaten, and Gary Johnson was President.

Suddenly, everything flashed back to the way before, and the Republicrat Party showed itself to look kind of Like Giygas, except with a Donkey head on one end, and a Elephant head on the other.

NO!

The Libertarian Party was the number one Party, and everything was fixed.

Suddenly, everything was even worse than it was with Discord in charge, and the Republicrat party was the number one Party While the Libertarians were almost defeated.

STOP REWRITING MY STORY YOU BASTARD!

You cannot Grasp the true form of Republicrat party attack!!!

crap Crap Crap Crap CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAAAAAAP!!!!

The Narrator of the story was frozen in stone, and now the Republicrat Party was in charge.

N...E...X...T... T..I..M..E... I E..A..T.. Gary Johnson Gary Johnson Gary Johnson Gary Johnson Gary Johnson GARY JOHNSON...