Attack of the hair people.

Celestia looked out the window of her sun fortress, she turned to Luna.

"Luna, their army is very powerful, in fact it's like a billion times better than Ghengis Khan's army, and now I fear that the only way for us to win is to combine."

"As you wish."

Celestia and Luna began to glow, their bodies were pulled to each other like two magnetic particles with opposite charges, suddenly they combined into Lunesta, and then they ran off to the guard chambers.

"Honey Flash!" Screamed Lunesta the double alicorn.
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Charlie, Gerard, and Bimmy were leading their new super army towards Canterlot Castle.

"I sure hope this works," said a worried Gerard.

"Don't worry," replied Bimmy," Celestia already said it herself a few paragraphs ago, we're a billion times stronger than Ghengis Khan's army, so there's nothing to worry about."

"I'm still not sure about this."

Bimmy sighed.

"There's an Orange Julius on the way."

Gerard's mood instantly lightened up.

"Wow, is there really?"

"Yup, we can stop there before the war,"

So the entire diamond dog army went to Orange Julius and had a great time, in fact it was so fun that the whole army completely forgot about why they were going to Canterlot in the first place, so they went home and took naps instead.
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Lunesta looked down angrily at the Orange Julius that was in her line of sight. She had taken the time to amass her army and the damn diamond dogs decided to party at Orange Julius and go home. She channeled her energy into a Spirit Bomb and fired it at the innocent smoothie shop, ensuring that when the diamond dogs remembered how angry they were, there'd be no distractions. She turned to her guards.

"Guards, it seems as though our adversaries have decided not to show up for-," one of the guards put his hoof up," umm, what is it?"

"Shut the hell up Lunesta, you're putting me to sleep."