Attack of the hair people.

by Chuckward

The Origin of Charlie!

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Bimmy and Gerard were walking through an alleyway, when they thought they heard a noise coming from a dumpster.

They thought it was a ruby sandwich, but it was a diamond puppy.

So they adopted him and named him Chaaarlie.

Charlie,Charlie, the drunk diamond do-og.

Charlie, Charlie, the drunk diamond dog.

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I'm so sorry.I just had to do this.