The Sock Puppet cult is tearing Equestria apart, ponies from Vanhoover to Baltimare are picking up the craze, it seems there isn't a single household in the land without one of the fluffy little Monsters.
Some ponys, however,aren't taken in by the new craze. Twilight Sparkle and her friend, Pinkie Pie are perplexed.
What is it people like about these stupid little things?
Why does Twilight hate them so much,
And of course, the most important question,
How in Tartarus do you use them!?