Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong

Gaming with the Best Pony

‘Oh crap. What do I do? Wait a sec, if that was Molestia, then this Gamer Luna. ‘Fan boy squeal.’ I said to myself. Even though Princess Luna has never seen me before, she seemed to not care about I was. I know this because she uttered, “Pray tell, are thou intelligent?” I was about to tell her that I was, but her nose twitched, she was smelling something. After a moment Luna exclaimed, “OH, you are a victim of my sister. I’m sorry that you had to go through that by my sister ‘Molestia’, but how did you get away from her?”

‘I can’t believe it; I’m speaking to the best pony in all of Equestria. I probably should answer her questions.’ “Well, to answer your question, yes I am intelligent. Also, did you say that, that pink freak is your sister?” ‘I’m so fully of it.’ “Oh good you can speak. Yes, as you put it. That pink freak is my sister. She has a habit of doing things like that, but what I don’t understand is how you got away from her and get here.”

“Well, I knew somehow that I was in trouble, probably the fact that I woke up in a dark room, not able to see much. Then to confer it, ‘Molestia’ as you say started to talk to me in a seductive voice. After that she shoved her face into mine, feeling me up, and moaning like see was a worm on the hot sidewalk. A little while later, and some intense passion, I wore her out. She must not be used to something like me, because she passed out from that activity. I put my pants on and go the hell out of there. Once we were done, I could now see the room clearly. I found the door knob and left. I proceeded to run all over the place, trying to find an exit. Finally, I found this balcony by accident, thinking it was an exit. That is where I am now.”

Luna looked utterly shocked. “H-h-h-how is t-t-that possible, she has done this for centuries and nopony alive has ever made HER pass out from exhaustion.” “I honestly have no clue. I have only been in this place, and I mean this country for two days. Unless I was incapacitated for longer than a day, then it would be longer.” Luna’s eye twitched several times. “You must be a god if you can do that to my sister and still be able to move.” “I’m not sure about that, but we still haven’t been properly introduced. My name is Connor S. Allison; it is very nice to meet you.”

I held out my hand to shake her hand. She looked at it confused at first, but she soon realized what I meant. Luna raised her hoof, I grasped on and shook it, and with pride Luna spoke, “it is a pleasure to meet you Connor. I am Princess Luna, co-ruler of Equestria.” We smiled at each other. I then realized that Molestia could awaken at any time and I am 100 percent sure that she would come looking after me. I needed to get out of here. “Princess Luna it is great to meet you, but I need to get away from here. I don’t want to be anywhere near here when your sister awakens. Do know a way to get out of here?”

“I am sorry, but if my sister brought you here, she has most likely informed the royal guard to not allow you to leave. She also has probably informed then to bring you back to her if you were to try to escape. I do not know of any way out of the castle other than the front entrance. That is one of the most heavily guarded places in and on the palace.” ‘Oh no, how am I going to get out of here now? I get spotted, I’m done. My plan is not going to work a second time.’ I was starting to get worried. It must have been visible because Luna said something that gave me confidence. “There is a time of the night, 8:30 to be precise, when the guards switch posts. It is a five minute window of opportunity, but you should be able to get out of here in time. You can come with me and I will put you somewhere, where you can stay until then.”

I was so happy I did not realize what I did next. I lurch forward, picked Luna, and hugged her. “Thank you, thank you, you are the first pony that has truly wanted to help me, not run away or do something naughty to me.” Luna was obviously not used to physical contact because she squirmed around. After about two seconds of doing this she started to nuzzle me. She embraced me as well. I just stood there holding her. I was enjoying the feeling, but I need to get out of sight.

I put her back down. She was smiling at me. I believe she enjoyed that more than I did. “That was very pleasant; nopony has ever been nice to me. However, we still have to get you somewhere safe. Come along we have a long trip ahead of us.” Luna turned around and started to walk away. I followed close behind.

We were walking around this massive place for half an hour. Why must they make these places so big? I believe it is because it is how royalty gets their cardio for the day. It must work. The whole time there were no guards or anypony around. This place is very vacant. I don’t know where we were, but every now and then I would seek a peak at Luna. She was very beautiful. I don’t know why anyone would be scared of her. She was perfect in her own way. I was also was sizing her up. She had a great build in the back, if you know what I mean.
“We are almost at our destination”, Luna spoke. “Oh that is very good. Safety at last.” We continued our walk for a few minutes and we came up to a large doorway made of gold. It was quite magnificent. I was about to ask what this room was for when we heard a very familiar voice. “Oh Lulu where are you. I need to talk to you about something.” ‘OH SHIT SHE’S BACK ALREADY.’ “Quick, get in there and hid under the bed.” The door opened and I ran in. I didn’t realize she said bed. All I heard was hid.

When I got in the room, I was dumbfounded. I was expecting a broom closet, or a storage room. This was no broom closet. It was a bedroom fit for a queen. There was king sized bed in there. It could easily hold up to six humans my size. Also there was a bathroom on the right side of the room, but that wasn’t what shocked me the most. What shocked me the most was the large 92” TV sitting on the left side of the room, with a cabinet full of game consoles and game cases. There was also a computer right to the giant TV. I realized I was in Gamer Luna’s inner sanctum. I was in her bed chambers.

I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard Molestia’s voice through the door. My first reaction was too hid under the bed and that is exactly what I did. There was just barely enough room for me to squeeze under there. The bed was only 10 inches thick and I am nine and a half inches thick. I barely made it under the bed in time when the door opened again. In walked Princess Molestia and Princess Luna.

“Sister I don’t even know what this creature looks like, why do you think I would know where it is.” “Well I’m just making sure that you don’t know anything about him. He is a true master at this art. He was actually able to satisfy me for once and he took the dominate role. He is also very strong, so strong he could keep me up right so he could ram-“ “SISTER I DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.” “Why, did it get you hot and bothered?” Luna’s face then turned into a plume. “No, just get out of here, if I see this creature I will get it for you. How about that?” “Fine, come get me if you see him. Now go do whatever it is you do all day.” Molestia turned back to the door and left.

I waited a minute or so until I thought it was ok to come out. I shimmy my way out from under the bed. “That was to close, thank you for not telling her about where I was. I don’t need to go through that again.” “Tis our pleasure, we try so hard to make our sister mad, it is quite pleasurable.” ‘Ok, let’s see if she really talks like that.’ “Do you really talk like that, or are you just doing that on purpose?” Luna blushed a little. “No I don’t really talk like that. I just do that because it is an old habit.” “Oh, ok. Now you didn’t tell me that I would be staying in your room.

“I believe that this is the safest place for you to stay until you get out of here.” “I guess that makes sense.” We were silent for a few minutes. Luna broke the silence first, “Would you like me to show you the games I have. It would be something we can both do while we wait for the time to come.” ‘Ok it is time that me to see the true gamer inside of you little pony.’ “Sure, I would like that. However, there is something you need to know.” “What is that?” “I am a master at war games.” She smirked at me. “Well, I will be the judge of that.”

She walked over to the giant TV and turned it on. Luna then turned on an object that looked exactly like a Play Station 3, grabbed a disk out of a case, and put it into the PS3 object. After that she used her magic to grab two objects that look exactly like a PS3’s controls. Finally she walked over to the massive bed and sat down. “Well are you just going to stand there Mr. Tall’s a lot or are you going to come over here?” So after a brief stroll, I was on the goddess of the Moon’s bed, about to start pone her at her own game. “Here, you use this to control your character. This button does-“ “I already know Luna. Where I come from we have a game station that exactly looks like this one. What is this game station called?”

“Oh really, well it is called a Pony Station 3.” “Really, well we call it a Play Station 3, ironic that the initials both spell out PS3 isn’t it.” “That is ironic, but enough talk, let us see your skills.” Finally the game that we were going to play finally loaded. It was the pony version of MW3. We went straight for the multiplayer menu. We started with Team Death Match. Luna and I both dominated that party. Luna got 27 kills and 3 deaths, but I got 40 kills with 2 deaths. I couldn’t believe I could get such a good score. I then realized that my fingers and thumbs move faster than a pony could move, so I had a huge advantage. Luna couldn’t believe that I did that.

“How is it possible that you could only get two deaths?” “Not sure, I guess I’m just too fast for you equine’s” I wiggled my fingers. After that we chose to do something more difficult. We went to my favorite game menu. Headquarters, now is the time to show my true skills. We played Headquarters for several hours, just having the time of our lives. On our unknown number of games played, I decided to be a sniper that match. It was a very small map. I am going to a noob this match because I’m going to camp, just to piss off the other ponies that are playing. Oh if you could hear what those ponies said, Luna and I cried because it was so funny. Luna was laughing so much she actually jumped on me and embraced me, I soon embraced her laughing my ass off. After that we started to ROFL except on her bed. A few minutes and a lot of rolling, Luna was on top of me. We were panting for air.

“Tha-at was one of the most funny games I’ve ever been a part of. Connor, you weren’t lying about your skills.” “I try to please when I can Luna. This has been fun.” Luna then sat down on top of me. ‘Oh, how you set yourself up for this one Luna.’ “Luna what are you doing? I didn’t know you felt that way about me. We’ve only know each other for, uhhhhhh.” I looked at clock on the wall. It read 6:45. “Only for about seven hours now.” Luna was so turned so purple now; she made a plum look like a joke.

She got off of me. I sat up and she began to explain herself, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was sitting on you. I was just having so much fun. Nopony has ever been able to make me laugh like that for a very long time.” “Luna, it’s fine. I was just teasing you. You don’t have to apologize for anything. Why don’t we just go back to our game?” She wasn’t blushing as hard, but she agreed. We continued, but I kept my eye on the clock.

It was now 8:10 now. “Luna I think it is time that I have to get out of here. It is going to take a little time to get into position. I need to get ready.” Luna looked a sad and disappointed, but she agreed. We left her room and got ready for me to get out of here. ‘Wow, I’ve had more fun today than ever other day in my life combined. I wish I could stay, but I don’t want to have to put up with Molestia. Maybe Luna can come to Ponyville sometime.’ We were almost in position for me to make a brake for it. I’d say I have a minute or two to talk to her.

“Hey Luna, before I make my brake, I would like to talk to you for a second.” She turned to me. “Yeah Connor, what is it”, Luna barely spoke; it was more like a whisper. “Luna, what is wrong? You sound depressed.” “It’s just that I wish I could have had a little more time to get to know you. I had a lot more fun today than I usually do. I just don’t want you to leave”, she was shaking a little. “Oh Luna, come here.” I got down on one knee and hugged Luna. She returned the hug.
“This isn’t the last time you will see me. I’m just going to go to Ponyville. How about I send you letters if you want to come see me or I come to Canterlot to see you, just not in the castle please. When I get a place of my own, you will always be welcome in my home and you can bet yourself that I’m getting a Pony Station 3 when I can. I already know your gamer title, so I can get your attention at some point.” Luna looked a little better, but not much.

“Ok Connor, I would like that very much. I can’t wait for our next get together. Hopefully without a bothersome problem on your back. Oh! Here some bits to buy a train ticket.” She picked up a small sack of bits off the ground with her mouth. I don’t know where it came from, but it didn’t faze me. I put my hand under the bag and she released it. “Thank you Luna, this is a great help” I hugged her once more.

I let go of Luna, turned to see if there was no guards our, and said, “Thank you for all of your help Luna. I will repay you someday, but now I must be off.” With that I sprinted for the draw bridge. I was across the bridge, but I heard someone scream, “Hey, that’s the creature the princess wants, get him!” I looked behind me to see two guards coming after me. ‘Ah crap, legs don’t fail me now.’ I turned back ahead and ran into the city.

“Get out of the way”, I yelled to the ponies in front of me. I had to jump over a few ponies, run on walls, and other par core stunts to get away from the guards. ‘At least it is only two. If I have to I could beat them easily if it comes to a fight.’ I continued to run. I glanced behind myself to see that the guards were far behind me. At least a football field behind me. I turned right and found the train station. The train looked like it was about to leave.

I was no pushing myself to the limit to get to the station. A minute later I was at the ticket station. “I-need-a-ticket-to-the-train-that-is-leaving right now.” He gave me the ticket. “Sir that would be 13 bits.” I didn’t hear him. I just left the sack on the counter. There was more than enough for the ticket in that sack. I ran to the plat form. The train was just starting to leave. I ran and ran and ran some more to get to it. I was now parallel with the train now. I could see the stairs that led to the inside of the compartments. I looked to my left and saw the guards had caught up with me.

They were only five feet behind me. ‘It’s now or never.’ I jumped for the stairs. I landed on the stairs staggered, but quickly regained my balance. I turned around to see the guards were about to jump as well, but the plat form ended. They were left behind. I breathed a sigh of relief, climbed the rest of the stairs, and went into the compartment to my right. There were many ponies in there, but they paid me no mind. I quickly took my seat.

I sat in that seat for a few minutes looking out of my window, just admiring the night sky. ‘Someday I will repay you for everything you have done for me today Luna. I hope I get to see you soon. Good night my Princess.’ “Sir may I please have your ticket.” I quickly was snapped out of my thoughts by the conductor. “Uhh sure, here you go.” I gave him the ticket. “Excuses me, but when do you think we will arrive at our destination”, I asked the conductor. “We will arrive in Ponyville in six hours. I suggest you get some sleep. One of the conductors will wake you up when we get there.” “Thank you, I think I will.”

As I shut my eyes the only thought was ‘Please allow me to be on this train, not back in Canterlot with Molestia. I need this sleep, at least I won’t need to do any more cardio for the next week hahaha.’ After that I was out. Subconsciously I knew that tomorrow will be better I just know it.