Universes, Ponies, a Human, what could possibly go wrong

After the whole fiasco in Canterlot, I went back to Ponyville to find someon- sorry somepony that would help me with my current situation. I arrived in Ponyville at 2:00 am and the town was vacant, nopony was outside. Those of us that were getting off here got off the train and those ponies started walking in different directions, but I didn't know where to go. Sure, I am a brony, but I still didn't know where everything was. However, once I took three steps away from the train I was tackled to the ground. 'Now who in the right mind thinks that this is ok behavior?' Now I could not see the pony that tackled me but I could for some reason smell the pony. I could detect a scent of cake; I knew instantly who this strange pony was. "Pinkie, is that you?" "You-came-back-you-came-back-you-came-back. The-girls-and-I-were-scared-that-you-left-because-you-didn't-like-us-but-your-here." "Pinkie I didn't leave, I was stolen sometime after I fell asleep at Fluttershy's house and woke up in a place I do not want to talk about, however that doesn't matter now. I'm back and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon I hope." "Oh-ok-but-now-that-your-back-we-can-have-your-welcome-to-Ponyville-party!" Out of nowhere she pulls out her party cannon and was about to fire it, but I knew I had to stop her not just for me but for everypony that was asleep. "Hold on Pinkie, can we hold off on that? We don't want to wake up those who are asleep do we?" She scrunched up her face and put her hove under her chin thinking about what I said. After a minute or so she then brightened up and said, "Your-right-we-don't-angry-ponies-do-we?" "No we don't, now if you excuse me I need to find a place to stay tonight, then tomorrow I need to go find a job." "You-don't-have-a-place-to-stay?" I shook my head. "Well-why-didn't-you-so-so-silly-(didn't I just say that) you-can-stay-with-me." "Really Pinkie, are you sure that would be ok?" "Ya-it-will-be-fun."

So she got off of me and we started off for Sugarcube Corner. After a short walk we were there. We went inside, up the stairs, down the hall, and went into her room. Pinkie's room was well pink, with lots of party decorations, many different knick-knacks, and one twin sized bed. 'Uhh where am I going to sleep?' "Ok-silly-we're-here." "Thanks for letting me stay here, but where am I going to sleep?" "Why-with-me-silly." I then took a second look at the bed to see how that was going to work. There was barely enough room for me to fit on her bed, but with both of us on it was impossible. "Pinkie there isn't enough room for both us to fit on your bed; I will sleep on the floor." “Now-hold-on-buddy-you-can't-sleep-there. Hmm- I-know-you-are-going-to-sleep-on-my-bed-and-I’m -going-to-sleep-on-top-of-you." I thought about that for a second and her idea did make since. I am 5' 6" and Pinkie was about as high as my knee, but if she stood on her hind legs I'm sure she would be at about my mid-thigh. "Alright that will work, but are you sure that you are ok with this idea?" "Well-duh-I'm-ok-with-it." So I laded down on the bed and Pinkie jumped up on my stomach, curled around in a circle like a dog would, and laid down facing me. "Good night Pinkie." "Good-night-Connor." I we both went to sleep.

I woke up later that morning and found that I was alone in Pinkie's room. I got up from her bed and went to the bathroom to take care of business. I came back out and headed out to find Pinkie to thank her for letting me stay the night. I went down the stairs and found three very familiar ponies. I saw Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash sitting in the corner of Sugarcube Corner, ironic huh. They weren't facing me, so I got a very mischievous idea. I snuck up behind them as quietly as I could and stood behind them, but then I heard what they were talking about. "I can't wait for tonight. Since I saw him I knew I wanted him and now that he is back I can now implement my plan now. By the end of the day I will have him in bed with me." "I know Darling, he is quite a sight. I am going to love those - oh what do you call them, hands I think, on me." "Ohh my. I didn't know you two liked him that way." I didn't stay long enough to hear the rest of the conversation because I turned around and walked away, then out the door as quietly as I could. I didn't want to find out what those three would have done if they knew I was there still, so went away.

I was now outside looking around Ponyville, and I knew I had to find a job, it was first priority. So I thought about what I could do. I came up with three ideas from the fanfictions that I have read about humans having jobs here I Equestria. I could work on Sweet Apple Acres, I could work at Sufarcube Corner, but I'm not risking that idea while those three are still there, and I could be a masseuse at Ponyville spa. 'Well I like manual labor, so I will go find Applejack.' I asked one of the locals if they knew where the farm was and they told me how to get there. So after a good 12 minute walk I found Sweet Apple Acres. I was completely astounded at the sight I saw. I found hundreds, if not thousands of apple trees surrounding the farm. Just like in the show, there was the apple family's barn house, where I knew I would find Applejack or another apple family member. However, before I could start my way for the barn house I heard something that made my blood chill. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard the sound a little girl screaming coming from my right. 'What was tha-', but before I could finish my thought, I heard it again. "AHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEPONY HELP US!" Before even I knew what I was doing, I started to run towards the sound of screaming, because it is only natural to run toward the sound of blood curdling screaming right, right? I was now running through the thick trees of the apple orchard. I was running so fast I was again starting to fly off the ground several feet, but I didn't notice much because my instincts that I didn't even know I had were on and they were telling me that I need to find and save this screaming child. I had to of traveled a quarter of a mile in a little under one minute and I found that I was now on the edge of a familiar forest. 'The Everfree Forest.' The fact that I was back here, the place where I had my first encounter with a mad mare and my starting point in this world is where end up again. ‘I have a bad feeling about this, but I can't just leave that child in there.' So I continued on, however with caution. After going about 50 feet into the forest, I found what I was looking for. There I saw three fillies, backed against a tree by a gargantuan black dragon.

'OH. MY. GOD!' I might now be a bit stronger and faster in this world with an anti-magic advantage, but I don't think I have a chance against something like this dragon. I was contemplating what I was going to do, but the dragon said something that turned my chilled blood to a full-fledged boil. "MHHH! PONIES, I LOVE PONIES. YOU THREE WILL MAKE A GREAT SNACK." I don't know why that statement made me so mad, but it was enough to make me do something stupid. I looked down and picked up a rock that was about the size of a soccer ball and weighed about two pounds and threw it was hard as I could at the dragons head. Once I let go of the rock, it took off like a rocket. That rock was moving so fast I barely could keep track of it. The dragon didn't even see it coming and when the rock made contact with his skull, it was like thunder. The rock broke into a million pieces, but made the dragon topple over. It fell slowly and finally with a loud thud he hit the ground, unconscious. 'Just how did I just do that? There is something defiantly wrong with me, but in a good way.' I was still standing there astonished and I didn't even notice the three fillies were just staring at me, shock as much if not more than myself. After a second to calm down I finally looked over at the fillies to see if they were ok and finally saw who these three were. It was Applebloom, Sweetie bell, and Scotaloo. Before they could run off screaming there little heads off I said, "Are you three ok? That dragon didn't hurt you did it?" They just shook their heads. "Ok, that is good. Now why don't we get out of the forest and get back to Ponyville. It is directly behind me." They started off slowly toward me, and I knew instantly that I had to reassure them that they were safe. "Girls, I'm not going to hurt you. I am a friend of Applejack's and I heard scream, so I came to find out what it was and found you. Really, I'm not going to hurt you." That seemed to settle them a lot and they started to run back to Ponyville. I followed behind them to make sure they were going the right way. After a few minutes of jogging, we were back in Sweet Apple Acres.

I saw ahead Applejack and Twilight talking, but that quickly changed after they heard the crying coming from the fillies. Their attention was now on them. "Woh nelly. What's got y'all so riled up now girls?" "A-a-appejack AHHH it was so scary!" "Whaa?" There was now three crying fillies around Applejack and I'm in the back, panting a little. "Well huuuu, I'm now a little tired from that experience." Applejack and Twilight were now looking at me. "C-c-connor what are you doing here", Twilight says. "Well, I was on my way here to the farm to ask Applejack an important question, but before I could find Aj, I heard screaming coming from the forest. So I went to find out what it was and found these three screaming because they were being attacked by a dragon." "A DRAGON!" "Yes a dragon. He said he was going to eat them, so I picked a rock and threw it at his head as hard as I could and it knocked home out instantly." If it was possible to touch the ground with your jaw, these ponies would be doing it because their mouths were dropped. After a second of silence Twilight says with a stutter, "y-y-you k-k-knocked o-o-out a full grown dragon with a rock." I say with my best Big Mac voice I could, "Yup. I couldn't believe it either, but it happened." They both just stared at me, without even saying a word. "Well, now that all of that business has been taken care of maybe I can now get to the business I came here to talk to Applejack about." Applejack shook her head to break the shock away. "Sugarcube, you can ask me whateva y'all want to. You saved ma sister, I owe ya so much." "Ah, don't worry about it Applejack I-" All of a sudden a massive wave of exhaustion hits me. I started to stumble around a bit and eventually I fell over. Before I completely lost all conscience I heard the girls call out my name. "CONNOR!"

'Ahhh, what happened? Ow, feels like I got kicked in the head by a horse.' I awoke and I had a massive headache. 'Ahhh, note to self, never do anything stupid again.' I opened my eyes and my eyes were bombarded with a lot of light. 'Ahh, someone turn off that damn light.' After a little bit of time my eyes adjusted to light and I could see my environment. I was in a room with light blue walls with a pale yellow trim. 'Where am I?' I sat up; however it took a lot of effort because my whole body was stiff as a board. 'Jees, I've been out for a while. Ok, time to go find out where I am.' I got off of the bed I was laying on and stood up. I found that I was no longer wearing my pants. 'Uh oh, where are my pants?' I looked around and found them folded up nicely on a chair beside the bed I was on. I put them on as fast as I could a decided it was time to get out of here. I looked around the room and found a door and a window, it was night. 'Well, I could go out the door and be attacked from anywhere or I could go out the window and have a bigger chance of not being seen. Ugh I'm going out the window. It is too early to be doing this kind of thing.' So I walked over to the window, opened it, and went out it.