What would you do with a drunken' changelin' early in the mornin'? Howwabout throw im into the wild! That sounds good.

This, of course, is the tale of one of the Queen's personal elites. It may be a grand title, but trust me, it's 60% flim-flammery. The other 40% is actually pretty skilled though.

Anyway, this guy doesn't even have a name, and is thrown to the edge of the Apploosan desert. And is then nearly killed. Multiple times.

Anyhoo, who cares anyway? It's just another 'ling here to steal your love, right?



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A/N: If anyone wants to crossover, (because there are lots of 'ling stories) PM me and I'll give your story a read. I'll see if I want it in my lore.
Totally not because I'm lazy with 'ling names.