Cheerilee Has Tourettes

Cheerilee Has Tourettes

By NocturneD

It has been an awkward few days after Cheerilee herself has return to teaching after being diagnosed with tourettes. Between yelling at her students like a crazy pony and crying to herself when alone. It just doesn't add up. She didn't know what was up or down anymore. Still, she knew that there were ponies that cared no matter how much she shouts at them.

Now it was Thursday. Pretty much just another torture day. The children were busy doing a social studies test on Equestria while Cheerliee excused herself to clean out the supply closet and tidy it up a bit. The test contained ten questions, simple history over stuff they went over. Only problem, her new teaching method didn't really encourage the children to let the information stick in their head. Could say, they were stumped on the test. Apple Bloom held her test up to her face to read the questions.

Question 1. What is the name of our homeland?

Question 2. Who rules our homeland?

Question 3. What city do you live in?

Question 4. How did it get its name?

Question 5. Name one of the stores in the city.

Question 6. Name one of the sites in the city.

Question 7. Who is mayor of the city?

Question 8. How old is the city?

Question 9. What are the elements of Harmony?

Question 10. Who uses the elements of Harmony?

"Simple enough." Apple Bloom thought.

"Psst..." Snips tried to get Apple Blooms attention. "Apple Bloom?"

"Wha?" Apple Bloom turned around and asked quietly.

"What's the answer to number one?" Snips asked.

"Ya'll should know that!" Apple Bloom detested.

"It's easy Snips." Scootaloo waved her hoof also a bit annoyed.

"What about number two?" He asked. The two fillies rolled their eyes.

They heard some stuff drop from the closet, "AHHHHH! SHIT!" Cheerilee shouted, "CUNT!" The kids stopped taking the test for a moment, "MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!" They looked at each other, "SUCK MY COCK!" They started to giggle, "PISSSSSSSSSSS!" More stuff dropped onto the floor, "FUCK YOU HISTORY BOOKS!" The kids were too busy laughing their little asses off to even concentrate. "OW! MOTHER FUCKING BOOK HIT ME IN THE ASS!" They heard her moan, "NOW MY ASS IS SORE!"

Sometime later... Cheerilee collected the papers and started to grade them while the children were doing another assignment. First she graded Apple Bloom's and as expected she got almost all the answers right save for a couple of them. Paper after paper the answers and grades got worse. She handed them back and decided to go over them.

"Okay students. What's the answer to number one?" Cheerilee held the answer key up to herself.

"Skyrim!" Pip raised his hand.

"Disneyland?" Snails asked.

"Ohio?" Sweetie Belle said.

Cheerilee sighed, "It's Equestria children. Now question two. Who is the ruler of our homeland?"

"Princess Zelda?" Pip questioned.

"Charley Sheen?" Snips brought up.

Cheerilee rubbed her forehead, "Oh for crying out loud it's Princess CUNTLESTIA!" She gasped at her own answer, "I MEAN CELESTIA! CELESTIA! Moving onto number three!"

"New Jersey?" Sweetie Belle brought up.

"Neo Tokyo?" Scootaloo raised her hoof.

"The mall?" Diamond Tiara said out loud.

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Snips asked.

"Zombie land?" Snails said.

Cheerilee started banging her head hard onto her own desk. Minutes later...

"Finally... what are the elements of Harmony?" Cheerilee recovered.

"Dragonzord, mastodon, pterodactyl, triceratops, saber-tooth tiger, and tyrannosaurus!" Scootaloo raised her hoof.

"Celestia I wish..." Cheerilee mumbled. "Who wields them?"

"Tommy, Zack, Kimberley, Billy, Trini and Jason!" Scootaloo waved her hooves.

"That's six so close enough..." Cheerilee threw the answer key away and went back to her desk, "WHERE'S THE FUCKING ASPRIN?"

The rest of the day was a free period where the children played inside with the various toys. Cheerilee was busy reading a magazine to help calm her nerves. Sweetie Belle asked her if she could open a window because of the heat, Cheerilee allowed her too and kept reading. Sweetie Belle opened the window and a weird bird flew in. Sweetie Belle shrieked and ran up to Cheerilee.

"Miss Cheerilee! Miss Cheerilee!" Sweetie Belle squeaked.

"WHAT?" Cheerilee slammed her hooves onto the desk.

"There's a bird in the classroom!" Sweetie Belle shivered.

"WHAT YOU MEAN A BIRD?" Cheerilee shouted.

"It just flew in while I opened the window and..." Sweetie Belle stopped.

"HOLY SHIT!" Cheerilee got up and grabbed a nearby book and threw it at the bird that just so happened to be sitting on the hanging clock. She missed and struck the clock, it fell and broke into pieces. "AH FUCK!" She swatted at the bird with a broom she found, "SHIT!" Again she swatted, "FUCK SHIT FUCK! FUCK YOU FUCKING BIRD!" She swatted the broom and kept hitting random things from shelves, to books, to over turned desks. The entire place was a mess, the children were too busy watching their psycho teacher try to make the bird go away.

"Miss Cheerilee ya gonna break everythin in the classroom!" Apple Bloom said.

"I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!" Cheerilee shouted, the bird just then flew into her face and started pecking at her. "AH FUCK! DAMN IT!"

Cheerilee grabbed the bird and slammed it into a wall. The children were in shock.

"Well Snips if you want to go use the bathroom again please flush this thing." Cheerilee held up the dead bird.

Snips took the bird with him and entered the bathroom. Slamming the door behind him.

Just then Fluttershy poked her head into the classroom, "Um... have any of... you seen my bird Pecks?" She noticed the classroom was a mess, "Oh my... I didn't catch you at a bad time did I?"

Flushes could be heard, again and again. Suddenly water started leaking all over the floor and made it's way underneath the door. Then finding its way into the classroom.

"GOD DAMN IT SNIPS YOU BROKE THE TOILET AGAIN!" Cheerilee shouted lifting her hoof from the watery mess. "Atleast it can't get any worse." Suddenly more noises can be heard in the bathroom, the constant flushing stopped and was replaced with water gargling. Soon the blue water was replaced with blackish brown water. "OH FUCK ME!"

"EW!" The children got on top of their desks.

"Oh my..." Fluttershy started to fly as Cheerliee stood on top of her desks. "Shouldn't we check on Snips?"

"THAT LITTLE BASTARD PRACTICALLY LIVES IN THERE!" Cheerilee shouted.

The water rose higher.

"Well kids... tomorrow is show and tell, remember to bring in your favorite thing. Also if things go well the next couple of weeks I'll see if I can push the school board to make a field trip to the Wet Willy Water park!" Cheerilee smiled.

The children cheered, the desks started to move and float from all the water.

"Yay!" Apple Bloom cheered, "I can show off my new swim suit!"

The dead bird Snips tried to flush came floating passed them and came to Fluttershy's attention, she gasped, "PECKS!"

"Oh was that your bird?" Cheerilee tried to put on a poker face.