Cheerilee Has Tourettes

Cheerilee Has Tourettes

By NocturneD

Friday eventually came and it was show and tell. Cheerilee would normally take pride and care into this sort of thing but ever since she was diagnosed cute things like this doesn't work for her anymore. Meaning, she found some of them boring. In her mind she thought constantly, "How can I find this annoying? I love show and tell!" But alas, it was inevitable. She looked at her check list to see who went and who didn't.

So far, Scootaloo showed off her skateboard. Sweetie Belle her crappy karaoke set her dad probably bought her from Big Lots. Diamond Tiara her obvious fake jewelery, but she doesn't know that. Snails some porno magazines he got from his uncle and surprisingly one of them had Fleur on the cover. She had to take those away just as soon as he brought them out.

Pip was up next showing off a shiny helmet he brought with him from Trottingham. "I'm sorry I couldn't bring the whole suit of armor every pony." He slid the helmet over his own little head and raised the metal visor to see out of. Now his voice echoed, "This belonged to my great, great, great, grandfather Sir Ponicus Ramsey. He was a great knight I heard, even served under Princess Celestia himself."

"Real fucking interesting." Cheerilee said aloud.

"Anyway... Don't believe me every pony, here in the helmet is Princess Celestia's handwriting. She autographed it." Pip slid off the helmet to show where it was located. The children awed.

"Very good Pip. You'll definitely get an A for this." Cheerilee wrote an A next to Pip's name in her grade book. She looked up at the students, "Okay who wants to go next?"

Snips raised his hoof.

"No Snips you can't use the toilet!" Cheerilee shouted. "You broke it remember?"

He lowered his hand. Then frowned. His eyes narrowed.

Later that day Cheerilee again stood up within the last five minutes of class, "Well I can't say this was a good week children but I just want to say thank you for putting up with me." She gave a weak smile, "I just hope the rest of the year things go easier. I do have to say, the school board isn't liking my progress but I managed to let them hear me out. If the next couple weeks go well, they'll guarantee that trip to the Wet Willy Water park."

The children cheered again.

"Yes I know the water park is fun. But you kids have to know that the trip isn't going to be cheap and there's a catch." Cheerilee frowned.

The children moaned in disappointment.

"So starting Monday when you get back. The school board arranged a candy sale for you children to do." Cheerilee smiled.

The children moaned again.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Cheerilee shouted. She gasped, "Um... sorry for that."

The bell rang for school to be let out and to enjoy the weekend.

"No homework tonight children!" Cheerilee shouted while the children ran out the door. "Celestia knows how much I wouldn't like grading it." She muttered. She turned around and walked back to her desk to ready herself to leave. To enjoy the weekend herself and all to herself. The bill to fix the toilet was laid out on her desk. She grabbed it along with some papers she had to grade then locked all the windows and doors. Then left. For once, she was actually happy. Then again anyone is happy for the weekend. She slipped the bill into the school boards mailbox along the way. While walking home, she met up with Berry Punch was invited onto an outing later that night to go clubbing at the new hot spot; Planet Cupcakes. Cheerilee figured she needed to have some fun.

Cheerilee must have looked through her wardrobe atleast two hundred times to find a decent outfit that was appropriate for a mare her age and yet still looks like she wants to have fun. Then again she didn't want to look like some creepy desperate housewife either. She shivered at the thought of last time she went with Mrs. Cake before she even met Mr. Cake. She gagged at the thought. For for some reason, she always kept her old clothes she wore from the eighties at the end of the row. "No..." She shook her head. In the end, she decided on a red blouse to wear to the party. Now to gussy herself up. She hopped into the shower and used her her new shampoo.

She started to sing in the shower. A familiar tune from her time, "He's a cold hearted snake... Look into his eyes. Uh oh he's been telling lies." She scrubbed her hair to get it silky smooth. "He's a lover boy at play. He don't play by rules. Uh oh. Girl don't play... FUCK!" A bit of soap got into her eye. She reached for a towel and rubbed her eye to see correctly. She continued to shower now her eye was sore. "CELESTIA DAMN IT!" She finished her shower and dried herself off. She got dressed up and made some last minute touch ups. She put on some eye shadow that was a bitch thanks to her eye being sore.

"Hey Cheerilee!" Berry Punch waved.

"Berry!" Cheerilee smiled weakly, her sore eye winced.

"Something wrong?" Berry Punch frowned.

"No... just got soap in my DAMN EYE!" Cheerilee grunted.

"Oh..." Berry Punch winced. "Yeah that's a bitch." She smiled, "Come on. Let's get to Planet Cupcakes before it gets too crowded before we can even get in."

"Sounds good to me." Cheerilee laughed. "Haven't been clubbing in years."

"You can take the girl out of the eighties but you can't take the eighties out of the girl." Berry Punch proudly said.

"Damn straight." Cheerilee smiled.

Planet Cupcakes wasn't that hard to find. A giant glowing cupcake with a sign that stretches it's name light brightly into the evening sky. Loud music could be heard from outside. Laser lights beaming left and right. Truly this was the best night club in town.

"So... how did Pinkie Pie come to own this?" Cheerilee asked.

"Doing some stupid reality show that flopped in the end. Who wants to marry a prince or something..." Berry Punch replied while they walked onto the red carpet leading to the entrance. "Weren't you in it?"

"Oh yeah..." Cheerilee blushed, "Most embarrassing thing to be on television and ponies across Equestria seeing you as the older mare that looked desperate."

"So who did that prince choose in the end anyway?" Berry Punch asked.

"I don't remember exactly... All I remember it came down to Rarity and some other ponies." Cheerilee tried to recall. "Well. Can't imagine myself getting that far."

"Was the prince cute?" Berry laughed.

"PRINCE BLUEBLOOD WAS A PUSSY!" Cheerilee shouted. She covered her mouth quickly. She blushed, "In short yes if you liked younger looking stallions who are really older than they look."

"Yeah, I saw that Ponytube clip where princess Cadence kicked him in the nads" Berry laughed.

The two ponies entered and were entranced by the setting. Disco ball hanging from the ceiling reflecting lights everywhere. Ponies were already on the dance floor shuffling. Cheerilee had deja vu from her earlier years, clubs were pretty much like this with the loud music except the fashion sense was different back then. The two headed to the bar first thing and sat down.

A blue stallion with an orange mohawk and glasses hanging over his eyes walked up to them behind the counter, "I'm Teddy and I'll be your bar tender for this evening." He gave a wicked grin, "So what will you have ladies?"

"I'll have a Cosmo." Berry Bunch ordered.

"I'll just have a Long Island Ice Tea please." Cheerilee asked nicely.

"Ah you dirty girl." Berry Punch giggled, "You usually order a coke and nominate yourself the designated pony."

Cheerilee blushed, "I had a hard week that's all." Teddy placed their drinks infront of them and started polishing glasses. Cheerilee took a sip of her ice tea and licked her lips, "DAMN THAT'S GOOD SHIT!" Teddy stepped back a few steps in surprise. Cheerilee waved her hooves, "Sorry, sorry... I got tourettes."

Meanwhile on the dance floor. Pinkie was rounding up her friends and other ponies to dance. She unfortunately had the pleasure of trying to coax Cheerilee to dance, at first the teacher waved off the idea but Berry pushed her to try. They started off simple like the Party Rock Anthem with the shuffling even though there was an accident with Shining Armor taking a huge miss step and falling on top of Apple Jack.

"The macerena would of been safer." Cheerilee said to herself.

Suddenly the infamous song, Gangnam Style came on.

"Oh boy..." Cheerilee sighed.

"SEXY LADY!!! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" Pinkie started to sing some of the lyrics.

After a long night... The club closed down unfortunately for a power outage. That's what you get if your electricity runs off of a farmer peddling a bike. So Cheerilee went home and had a peaceful night sleep. But unknown to her. Something out there lurks in the darkness striking on unfortunate victims. Breaking into their homes... and leaving...

"WHAT THE HELL!" Rarity said to herself. She looked around her bathroom to find it a complete mess. Water was all over the floor, plus it smelled funny in there. She was disgusted but found a piece of paper on the floor infront of her. She picked it up with her magic and read. "You just been visited by... The Toilet Breaking Bandit."