It was finally the big day for the school field trip to the Wet Willy Water park as promised by the school board by raising enough money by selling candy bars. Though there were some complications involving Pinkie Pie eating the candy before she could even send to the school as the Sugar Cube corner was sponsoring the sale. Then there was a case where laxative was accidentally added to the mix and the first two hundred customers beat Snips to the toilet. He was so made he could shit himself. The chaos was over finally and everything was worked out.

Each child got on single file onto the bus and took their seats. Chaperones were required for the trip so Cheerilee asked Big Macintosh, Mr. and Mrs. Cake as long as it was alright they could bring their kids. Everything was going fine until Snips of course asked to use the bathroom again for the fifth time in twenty minutes. Cheerilee told him to shut up and go shit in a bucket. After so much hassle on the bus with a bunch of rowdy kids they finally arrived at the stupid water park.

"Now kids remember when we get the gate show the guard your ticket to let you in okay?" Mr. Cake instructed.

"Uh. I lost my ticket." Snails raised his hoof.

"You were not issued a ticket yet Snails." Mr. Cake sighed.

Mr. Cake and Big Macintosh hoofed out the tickets to the children and the rest of the adults so they could proceed into the water park. Only to find out that it was closed for repairs. The security guard stopped them to tell them the bad news.

Cheerilee was pissed, "CELESTIA FUCKING DAMN IT!"

The security guard said sternly, "Ma'am. I'm sorry but it suddenly came up that the pipes are about to burst. So it was a decision by the owner to close down the park for the rest of the day. We will happily honor your tickets if you want to come at a later date."

Cheerilee looked back at the students to see their disappointed faces. She looked back at the guard with a disastified look, then back to her students, "Come now children. Back to the bus."

In their response they moaned. Cheerilee asked, "If any pony has to use the restroom use it now."

No pony did.

Ten minutes later...

"Miss Cheerilee! I got to use the bathroom!" Snips raised his hoof.

"Oh fucking Celestia Snips why did you not use the toilet back at the pool?" Cheerilee shouted from the front of the bus.

"I did not have to go." Snips smirked.

"Can you hold it in?" Cheerilee sighed.

"I really got to go now!" Snips called holding his ass.

"When is the next rest stop?" Cheerilee asked the bus driver.

"Not until the next turn in ten minutes." The driver responded.

Unfortunately the driver missed the exit and had to use the next one.

"Hey Snips I dare you stick your ass out the window." Scootaloo challenged Snips.

"I need a toilet not a breath of fresh air!" Snips shot back.

"Come on I'll give you five bits!" Scootaloo held up five bits.

"Alright!" Snips lowered the bus window and stuck his plot out the bus window. "Hey this feels pretty good!" He grunted then a huge stream of diarrhea launched out of his ass to hit an oncoming carriage going the opposite way on the road. The windshield was covered, the driver crashed into a tree them the entire car exploded.

"The hell was that?" Cheerilee shouted. She turned around to see Snips with his ass out the window. "SNIPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT OF THERE!"

"I can't hold it in any longer!" Snips shouted.

"GET BACK IN HERE BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS!" Mr. Cake shouted.

"Before you hurt yourself dear!" Mrs. Cake also shouted.

Meanwhile a passing truck with large panes of sharp window glass was hanging out of the truck in a half assed fashion. Perfectly angled window level of a school bus.

*SLICE*

Snips felt a weird pain, he pulled his ass out the window to discover. His ass was completely sliced off. He shouted, "MISS CHEERILEE! I HAVE NO ASS!" Blood squirted everywhere and the children screamed.

"HOLY SHIT!" Cheerilee screamed.

So instead of driving home. The students looked for Snip's ass on the road wondering where it could have went. Apple Bloom found it and tried to wrestle it away from a coyote. Then it was a race off to the hospital to re attach Snip's ass. Unfortunately the doctor put it upside down then had to cut it off again. He sewed up Snip's ass now he looked like the Frankenstein's monster with the stitches.

Cheerilee was pulled into a board meeting the next day.

This was strike one hundred and three.

Author's Note

Gotta get in on the april fool's bandwagon