A Brief Window of Opportunity

WHORP.

The human suddenly vanished, having been sent back off to his home. Rarity snickered a bit. Fluttershy, smiling brightly, brushed her hair back. And then Rainbow Dash broke out in hysterical laughter, throwing a hoof over Twilight's shoulder.

"Damnit, Twi, you gotta warn me before you throw the 'two hours only' bit out there. It's just way too funny!"

"Heh, sorry, I was just winging it today. You really pulled off the sexual confusion act great today, even I almost bought it!" Twilight replied, giving Rainbow a peck on the cheek.

Rainbow flapped up into the air and swooned dramatically. "Oh, Twilight, I'm so afraid of these strange feelings I'm having!" She then slapped the purple unicorn on the flank and laughed a bit more.

"I've got to hand it to Fluttershy, though," Rarity added, "I've never seen a human agree to the strap-on that quickly."

"Oh... um... it was nothing. I still can't believe you bit him, that was great!"

"Yeah!" Rainbow agreed, "You shoulda seen his face! Eyes practically bugged out of his head."

They all shared a laugh.

"You went pretty easy on him, though, AJ," Twilight mused.

"Huh? Eh... Idunno. Ah've been kinda lonely lately; thought maybe I could pretend he was somepony special."

"Awwww..." Pinkie squeaked.

"It's fine, Ah'm fine."

"Soooo... Same time next week?" Twilight asked.

"Definitely!"

"Oh, can we do it at the boutique?"

"Sure, Rarity," Twilight replied, flipping through a long scroll. "Oh, how about that guy from New Zealand? You know, the one with the huge crush on Rainbow?"

"I'll go last, if that's alright with you," Dash said mockingly. "That's honestly brilliant, Twi. They'll put up with so much shit to get to their favorite."

"Thanks, Rainbow."

"Love ya, egghead."

Twilight smiled warmly at Rainbow. "Alright everypony, go ahead and get yourselves washed up, I'm gonna go help Spike run the library."

She then walked down the stairs, shutting the bathroom door behind her.

Suddenly, bathtub lesbian orgy scene.

The end.