You have a throbbing headache, a dry mouth, and are inexplicably nude. You quickly discover that you are not alone, and that the creatures in this place are interested in you for one reason; their own sexual entertainment. Will you be able to meet their expectations?

This is the first clopfic I've ever written, and the only fic I've written in the first person, so there might be some problems with verb conjugation or an odd shift of perspective. Let me know if you find anything that seems off. It is supposed to be a comedy, so don't be surprised if I sacrifice sexiness for the sake of laughter and/or shock.