stories from the mind of a 7 year old

One morning there was a rocket ship that Scootaloo built. And then all her friends came aboard. They went to a strange planet called earth, heading inbound. And then they crashed in to Jodi's house. Jodi was laying on the couch, and she was gargling up potato chips and bon-bons. And then the space ship that was this-------------------------------big fell into Jodi's house. And she said "Im not doing nothing"! Then Scootaloo came out of her big space ship and said "hello earthling, we come in peace". And then Jodi said "What the hell is wrong with this world"? And then Scootaloo said "leedle leedle leedle this is the awesomest moment of my life". Then Jodi said "holy crap a talking pony"! Then Scootaloo said "how much longer can I take this? I got a date in five minutes". Then Scootaloo just shot Jodi in the face in till she was dead, and then Scootaloo said "f you world, this is awesome"! Then Bill Bob came out and said " What the hell is going on here"? Then Scootaloo said "I wasn't doing nothing". Bill Bob said " At least I didn't carry this shotgun for nothing" Bill Bob shot Scootaloo but she had a bullet proof vest and she took out a war cannon and blew him to pieces. Then Scootaloo laughed "hahaahahahahahahahha". And then Bills little brother came out and took out a knife. And Scootaloo took out a nun chucks. The little brother said "hah hah face to face combat". And then the little brother stabbed her in the chest. Scootaloo was ok because she had two health packs left. Then she hit him in the but until he said "help help". She said "hey you admit im stronger". He said " yes I admit". Scootaloo tied him on to the wall and put a big tarantula so it could eat him alive. Then she Drive to the Chinese place and she ordered wantons with broccoli on it and horse radish. She had a fortune cookie and then she cracked it open and her fortune said " Your going to get married today". And she was like "YES WHAT THE HELL, SO COOL RUUUUUUUUU". Then she went to her date that was actually a marriage and she said "OOOOH YEAH, OONCE OONCE OONCE"! The End.