stories from the mind of a 7 year old
vietnam ponies
Previous ChapterNext ChapterOne morning um a um explosion happened in the air. Fluttershy woke up early at 4 a clock and she got her thompson and went out side to see what happened. And then she heard loud bangs coming from tanks in the back. And then she called the rest of her friends. and then Applejack came and brought a grenade launcher. Rarity came and brought her m1911. Rainbow Dash brought um her um m4a1. Pinkie Pie brought her cupcake ray. Twilight brought a book of magic spells just in case and her handgun. And then they shot all the other ponies, but a helicopter came and dropped off a magic missile. Then um Rarity survived and Pinkie Pie survived and then they saw a big tunnel. When they looked behind them they saw flying pegasi with machine guns.And then Fluttershy said "barricade the walls with anything you have". And then when fluttershy looked behind her back Pinkie Pie got her leg cramped. And then Fluttershy said "were going to have to leave you in the war fare, were really sorry".Pinkie Pie said "that's ok because I have a few bullets left". So they barricaded the wall Then they saw a group of changelings that had mini guns. But they wiped them out cause a rock fell on them. And then they saw a little train that took them too Canterlot. And they saw a little village and they had left over crops from the warfare. And they had left over beds that they were yard selling for only 25 cents. They took the stuff from the old lady for 25 cents and they slept on the beds on the ground.
They woke up on Friday afternoon, and then the old lady said "you were sleeping like horses". And then Fluttershy said " wait what is going on"? Then Rarity said "Is there any weaponries here that we could buy stuff from"? The old lady said "Yes there is, a mile away from our village, over by the great big well". Then Rainbow dash said "come on guys can we just get the hell out of here, this f in place"? Then Fluttershy said "No its a village we love this place". Then Rarity said "Can we please stop fighting". Then Rainbow Dash said " why its fun". Then the old lady said "I cant hear this bickering anymore". Then she walked away. And then Rarity said " come on she got away". So they walked to the armory place and Fluttershy bought a sub machine gun. Rainbow Dash bought a p90. Then Rainbow Dash said " man I love this thing, it was only four dollars and 26 cents". And Rarity bought a m16. And then they said "good bye Chinese person for giving us these guns." Then they walked away. Then when they took there first step out of the gun shop they heard loud booms. And they shot the Princess Celestia because she was murdering civilian ponies in the village.Then she shot Fluttershy in the arm. But she had an extra health pack and blew her to pieces. The End
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